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Apple Qaeda

noun

  • A term referring to the American multinational corporation Apple Inc., which currently dominates the electronics world, resulting in a covert form of oppression. That is, because Apple currently provides and services all of our cell phones, computers, watches, and other electronic items that we are so heavily dependent on, they can do anything they please with these devices regardless of our will. For example, this organization has the ability to upload Irish rock albums to all of our phones without us knowing and make us agree to their "terms and conditions" for our phones to work. As people who rely on these devices, we have no choice but to simply deal with their shit.

    This term is used anytime your Apple product is coercing you to do something against your will, is not working properly, or has done something on it's own that you were unaware of.

    "Fucking Apple Qaeda! I didn't get any of those texts you sent."

    "Those Apple Qaeda bastards! Why the fuck do I have to agree to these damn terms and conditions every time I plug my shit in!?"

    Person 1: "What is this U2 album doing on your phone?"

    Person 2: "Apple Qaeda. Those motherfuckers."

    Last edited on Sep 23 2014. Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23 2014.

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cock knocker

  • These homosexual theories are atrocious. This is a man with a huge fist, of boxing ring capabilities, who "knocks you out with one punch."

    Last edited on Sep 23 2014. Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23 2014.

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Lwevola

expression

  • The name Lwevola is ababy name in uganda.In uganda the meaning of Lwevola is tall,small and handsome,quiet.people with this name have adeep inner need for quiet,and adesire to understand and analyze the world they live in and to learn the deeper truths and this name tend to initiate events, to be leaders rather than followers,with powerful personalities. They tend to be focused on aspecific goals,exprience awealth of creative new ideas and have the ability to implement these ideas with efficiency and determination.they tend to be courageous and sometimes aggressives as unique, creative individues, they tend to resent authority and are sometimes stubborn,proud, and impatient. As Lwevola you have agreat love of nature and the outdoors,and could have adesire to be in an occupation which loves you outdoors and involves you with the products of the earth. By Lwevola Ronald

    Last edited on Sep 23 2014. Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23 2014.

  • All the faner things of life and beauties of nature are an inspiration to you and you are attracted to the mysteries of nature.difficulty in expression results in your being too positive,blunt and candid in speech.

    Last edited on Sep 23 2014. Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23 2014.

verb - intransitive

  • Lwevela means someone who is tall,small and loveable.this is African name and Lwevola was immigrate from Bunyoro-kitara kingdom to Busoga kingdom.he was leader in the village of Bukatambula zone.

    Last edited on Sep 18 2014. Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18 2014.

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