Definition of beat the kids
beat the kids 
intransitive verb
- to masturbate.
I've been beating the kids for so long it's about time I finally got some action.
More words meaning: to masturbate
by T-HOOT Syracuse, New York, NY, USA, Jun 02 2007 (Edit definition)
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- kid: drop the kids off – drop the kids off at the pool – (show 8 more)
- beat: bad beat – beat – (show 29 more)
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