Definition of touch cloth

touch cloth

verb

• to be in dire need to defecate. Etymology: from the feces literally touching the cloth of the person's undergarments.

  I was touching cloth for a minute there.

  I need to hobble home as I'm touchin' cloth and about to shit myself.

  • See more words with the same meaning: to need to defecate, poop, shit.

  Last edited on May 08 2013. Submitted by Mike from UK on Aug 15 2002.

• to nearly defecate.

  Get me to the bathroom or I'm going to touch cloth!

  • See more words with the same meaning: to defecate, poop, shit.

  Last edited on May 17 2011. Submitted by Tim F. from St Louis, MO, USA on Nov 08 2005.

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Other terms relating to 'to defecate, poop, shit':
evacuate	Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
*ssquake	Definitions include: a disgustingly large defecation, often including diarrhea.
pinch a loaf	Definitions include: to defecate.
blumpkin	Definitions include: fellatio received while the receiver is defecating.
drop a coil	Definitions include: to defecate. usually used in a mock-sensuous way or in a lighthearted manner.
bust a dook	Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
park a custard	Definitions include: to defecate.
send a fax	Definitions include: to defecate.
dook	Definitions include: to defecate.
push brown	Definitions include: to defecate.
take the Browns to the Superbowl	Definitions include: see take the Browns to the Super Bowl.
crap	Definitions include: the noun senses of "crap" are mostly a subset of the uses of "shit."
make a deposit	Definitions include: to defecate.
throw the deuce	Definitions include: to defecate (based on pooping being #2)
squat a grump	Definitions include: to defecate.
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Other terms relating to 'to need to defecate, poop, shit':
gopher-holing	Definitions include: to need to go to the bathroom.
prairie dog it	Definitions include: to need to defecate badly.
have a turtle head poking	Definitions include: when you have to "defecate" so bad that a little bit pokes out, and then slides back in.
got a turtle head poking	Definitions include: it means that you have to defecate so badly that in the strain to hold it in, a little bit of it pokes out, and then slides back in after a few minutes.
have to sit	Definitions include: need to defecate.
touch cotton	Definitions include: to need to defecate very badly.
have a jumper in the door	Definitions include: Feeling the urge to have a bowel movement.
prairie dog	Definitions include: to stick one's head up out of a cubicle to look at something.
have a round in the chamber	Definitions include: the need to defecate.
got a squirrel peeking	Definitions include: to need to defecate.
tug O' war	Definitions include: when suddenly you have to defecate and there's nowhere to do so, therefore, straining to not defecate in your pants.
brown-cap	Definitions include: to need to defecate badly.
turtle head	Definitions include: to need to defecate.
grow a tail	Definitions include: to need to defecate badly.
crown	Definitions include: To have an urgent need to defecate.
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Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'cloth':
CFNM	Definitions include: acronym for "clothed female, naked male".
put the cloth on	Definitions include: to end or be finished with.
sloth-cloth	Definitions include: an old tee-shirt worn around the house.
Other terms relating to 'touch':
anti-Midas touch	Definitions include: a curse in which everything one interacts with turns out badly.
lose touch	Definitions include: to cease regular contact with someone.
out-of-touch	Definitions include: disconnected from reality.
touch	Definitions include: to shoot.
touch and go	Definitions include: of an uncertain outcome.
touch cotton	Definitions include: to need to defecate very badly.
touch hole	Definitions include: jackass, jerk, etc.
touch-squirt	Definitions include: a man who prematurely ejaculates.
touch wood	Definitions include: variant of "knock on wood", from New Zealand.

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