Definition of wake up and smell the decaf
wake up and smell the decaf
- a variant of "wake up and smell the coffee," which is a command/invitation to accept reality.
Wake up and smell the decaf, man! Your ex-wife is not coming back.
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Slang terms with the same root words:
- wake: wake and bake – wake up and smell the coffee – (show 2 more)
- smell: I smell what you're cooking – I smell you – (show 8 more)
- and: Abel and Cain – all bark and no bite – (show 141 more)
- up: ace up (one's) sleeve – act up – (show 310 more)
- the: 3 sheets to the wind – 411, the – (show 871 more)
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