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Definition of a one-eyed monster

one-eyed monster

noun

  • a penis.
    My one-eyed monster is 15 inches long.
    • See more words with the same meaning: penis.

    Last edited on Jun 07 2013. Submitted by Big P. on Jan 06 2000.

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Other terms relating to 'penis':

Definitions include: a person who is "just not right" primarily due to frequent and hard drug use in the past.
Definitions include: acronym for "big black dick".
Definitions include: a penis.
Definitions include: a penis.
Definitions include: a penis.
Definitions include: penis.
Definitions include: small car with lots of power.
Definitions include: derisive term for a mean or unkind person; "jerk".
Definitions include: a penis.
Definitions include: the penis.
Definitions include: a masturbator, usu. male.
Definitions include: an unintelligent person, a jerk (mean person,) or a penis.
Definitions include: penis.
Definitions include: penis.
Definitions include: penis.

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Other terms relating to 'eye':

Definitions include: attracted to young males.
Definitions include: something or someone cherished above all others.
Definitions include: to conspicuously notice.
Definitions include: a person's favorite person.
Definitions include: the anus.
Definitions include: having extremely large eyes.
Definitions include: a metaphorical "eye" that a person with no sense of style has.
Definitions include: attractive.
Definitions include: to look at.
Definitions include: to look at a person lustfully.
Definitions include: an unattractive person.
Definitions include: New technology using the movement of the eyes to browse the internet and control your computer, through a headset.
Definitions include: an attractive person.
Definitions include: dried eye secretions, most commonly experienced upon waking from a night's sleep; "rheum"; "gound".
Definitions include: to look coyly and invitingly at.

Other terms relating to 'monster':

Definitions include: generic insult.
Definitions include: a person who is known to use drugs and to be high all the time - especially one that uses crack.
Definitions include: a person was is extremely jealous.
Definitions include: a male stud who easily conquests women.
Definitions include: an ugly person.
Definitions include: HIV

Other terms relating to 'one':

Definitions include: "goodbye".
Definitions include: Slang for the phrase " Once More, Again". Compare to: 1 more time, Repeat , Replay,or Restart. Example: The studio producer said "Imma need y'all to do that [1 Mo''gain]. Ok 1, 2, 3, GO!!!
Definitions include: a "Long Island Ice Tea" (also called a "Long Island Iced Tea") which is a strong alcoholic mixed drink.
Definitions include: the best.
Definitions include: to get fouled in basketball and make the basket
Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
Definitions include: to go back to the beginning.
Definitions include: $1,000.
Definitions include: to die or to get killed.
Definitions include: "buy one get one" free.
Definitions include: to fight.
Definitions include: to defecate.
Definitions include: a beer.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate, typically used in the case of men

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