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Definition of a turtle head
turtle head
noun
- a piece of feces hanging out of one's anus.
I couldn't leave the bathroom to answer the door because I had a turtlehead.
- See more words with the same meaning: feces.
Last edited on Apr 24 2011. Submitted by Gil G. from USA on Jul 07 2002.
verb - intransitive
- to need to defecate. Origin: possibly from the movie Austin Powers, in which the character Fat Bastard remarks that he feels a "turtle head poking," suggesting that he needed to defecate.
I need to find a bathroom - I'm turtle heading bad.
- See more words with the same meaning: to need to defecate, poop, shit.
Last edited on Feb 15 2013. Submitted by Scott A. from Utica, NY, USA on Oct 21 1999.
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Other terms relating to 'feces': | |
| Definitions include: a defecation large enough that it coils around the toilet. | |
| Definitions include: cow feces. | |
| Definitions include: animal feces. | |
| Definitions include: less common spelling of blivit. | |
| Definitions include: a piece of fecal matter that won't go down the toilet when it is flushed. | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "bowel movement." | |
| Definitions include: a piece of feces. | |
| Definitions include: feces. | |
| Definitions include: diarrhea. | |
| Definitions include: a bunch of bull shit. | |
| Definitions include: to jokingly deceive. | |
| Definitions include: to defecate. | |
| Definitions include: feces; "turd". | |
| Definitions include: piece of shit. | |
| Definitions include: fermented human waste, inhaled for the (alleged) intoxicating effects. | |
Other terms relating to 'to need to defecate, poop, shit': | |
| Definitions include: to stick one's head up out of a cubicle to look at something. | |
| Definitions include: to need to defecate very badly. | |
| Definitions include: it means that you have to defecate so badly that in the strain to hold it in, a little bit of it pokes out, and then slides back in after a few minutes. | |
| Definitions include: to need to defecate badly. | |
| Definitions include: when suddenly you have to defecate and there's nowhere to do so, therefore, straining to not defecate in your pants. | |
| Definitions include: to need to defecate. | |
| Definitions include: to be in dire need to defecate. | |
| Definitions include: need to defecate. | |
| Definitions include: to need to go to the bathroom. | |
| Definitions include: to need to defecate badly. | |
| Definitions include: To have an urgent need to defecate. | |
| Definitions include: to need to defecate badly. | |
| Definitions include: to need to defecate. | |
| Definitions include: Feeling the urge to have a bowel movement. | |
| Definitions include: when you have to "defecate" so bad that a little bit pokes out, and then slides back in. | |
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Other terms relating to 'head': | |
| Definitions include: an LSD user. | |
| Definitions include: an unintelligent person; "dimwit". | |
| Definitions include: In the RN/RM, 'Baby's Head' refers to tinned steak and kidney pudding which was in ration packs until the change to dehydrated rations. | |
| Definitions include: a penis. | |
| Definitions include: to face difficulties while trying to solve a problem. | |
| Definitions include: messy hair from sleeping. | |
| Definitions include: conceit. | |
| Definitions include: A totally stupid or useless person | |
| Definitions include: to reprimand. | |
| Definitions include: a female that performs fellatio frequently, or performs it well. | |
| Definitions include: to perform fellatio. | |
| Definitions include: someone who is dense, thick in the head, or just plain stupid. | |
| Definitions include: "air head" someone who is not thinking straight. | |
| Definitions include: a truncated sentence "But-her-head" used to describe someone who's face is ugly | |
| Definitions include: Someone who isn't that smart or isn't nice. | |
Other terms relating to 'turtle': | |
| Definitions include: to defecate. | |
| Definitions include: about to defecate. | |
| Definitions include: it means that you have to defecate so badly that in the strain to hold it in, a little bit of it pokes out, and then slides back in after a few minutes. | |
| Definitions include: when you have to "defecate" so bad that a little bit pokes out, and then slides back in. | |
| Definitions include: to need to defecate. | |
| Definitions include: a person who is immobile or generally stuck in a bad situation. | |
| Definitions include: the state of being ready to take a dump. | |
| Definitions include: the toilet. | |
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