Definition of a wanker

wanker

noun

a masturbator, usu. male. See wank.
You are such a wanker!
- See more words with the same meaning: miscellaneous insults (list of).
- See more words with the same meaning: to masturbate.
Last edited on Oct 22 1997. Submitted by Emily from Berkeley, CA, USA on Oct 22 1997.
an unpleasant person; "jerk". A general insult.
You are such a wanker!


Citation from "Happiness", Wilfred (TV), Season 1 Episode 1 (2011) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.






Citation from "Episode 1", Misfits (TV), Season 1 Episode 1 (2009) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.
- See more words with the same meaning: uncool person, jerk, asshole (general insults - list of).
Last edited on Jan 13 2012. Submitted by Emily from Berkeley, CA, USA on Oct 22 1997.
penis. Perhaps from misunderstanding of the origin, or perhaps implying that the penis is for wanking (masturbating.)
Crikey, he's got a huge wanker!
- See more words with the same meaning: penis.
Last edited on May 17 2011. Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10 2002.
a despicable person.

Citation from "Smoked", Lie To Me (TV, 2010), Season 3 Episode 8 censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

Last edited on Nov 30 2010. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Nov 30 2010.

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Other terms relating to 'miscellaneous insults (list of)':
poo-poo on you	Definitions include: general insult.
shill	Definitions include: a person who speaks favorably about something they have a vested interest in, while pretending to be impartial.
wuppie	Definitions include: young, semi-hip, web site professionals. Note: usually used in a derogatory manner.
booshi	Definitions include: misspelling of bourgee.
pig	Definitions include: a police officer.
bootlicker	Definitions include: an obsequious person; "suck-up".
wazzock	Definitions include: a know-it-all.
popper	Definitions include: someone who pretends to be someone they're not, usually in dress and speech; "poseur"; "wannabe"; "fake".
Becky	Definitions include: a female yuppie, often living in the suburbs; "soccer mom".
camper	Definitions include: 1: a general insult, especially in competitive games.
hoss	Definitions include: to annoy someone.
newb	Definitions include: someone who is new to a particular group, activity, game, field of study, etc.
get bent	Definitions include: derogatory command that means roughly "Go get fucked!"
noob face	Definitions include: a person who is a noob.
Windoze	Definitions include: pejorative name for Microsoft Windows.
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Other terms relating to 'penis':
weenie	Definitions include: penis
cack	Definitions include: to vomit.
baloney pony	Definitions include: a penis.
tallywacker	Definitions include: penis
chup	Definitions include: a flaccid penis after ejaculation.
bald-headed yogurt slinger	Definitions include: a penis.
100% all-beef thermometer	Definitions include: a penis.
plonker	Definitions include: literally penis, but used as a derogatory term or an idiot.
chub	Definitions include: a partial erection.
ABD	Definitions include: acronym for "all but dissertation".
pork sword	Definitions include: penis.
hooded	Definitions include: Having an uncircumcised penis.
johnson	Definitions include: a penis.
pickle	Definitions include: penis.
helmet	Definitions include: a haircut or hair style.
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Other terms relating to 'to masturbate':
cook up a batch	Definitions include: to masturbate.
jerk it	Definitions include: to masturbate.
kill a kitten	Definitions include: From a popular image created in 2002 that circulated the web.
spank	Definitions include: to defeat comprehensively.
strangle the snake	Definitions include: of a male, to masturbate.
have a date with Rosey Palmer and her five sisters	Definitions include: to masturbate.
date Miss Michigan	Definitions include: to masturbate
junior Olympic pole vaulting	Definitions include: to masturbate.
wank it	Definitions include: to masturbate.
drop the kids off at the pool	Definitions include: to defecate into water - usually a toilet.
pet the bunny	Definitions include: female variant of "choke the chicken", that is to masturbate.
tug	Definitions include: a session of masturbation.
rub one off	Definitions include: To masturbate.
stroke it	Definitions include: to masturbate.
pound (one's) pud	Definitions include: to masturbate.
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Other terms relating to 'uncool person, jerk, asshole (general insults - list of)':
scrub	Definitions include: a man with no class.
douche b	Definitions include: "douche bag".
*dck sucker**	Definitions include: mouth.
bugaboo	Definitions include: an annoying person, especially one making unwanted sexual advances.
*fcker**	Definitions include: a general insult.
focker	Definitions include: "fucker".
*btch**	Definitions include: An acronym has been invented for the term, but long after the term entered use: "Beautiful Intellectuals That Cause Hard-ons."
stooge	Definitions include: a person who is silly.
douchey	Definitions include: in the manner of a douche or douche bag.
ding-head	Definitions include: a person acting stupid.
*fck nut**	Definitions include: a general insult.
puke	Definitions include: to vomit.
scum-bucket	Definitions include: a bad person.
*lame-ss**	Definitions include: a disliked person.
doucher	Definitions include: a despicable person.
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Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'wank':
CPW	Definitions include: secret masturbation in one's pocket.
dog wanker	Definitions include: a person who stimulates the penis of ("wanks") a dog.
have a wank	Definitions include: to masturbate.
tit wank	Definitions include: the sex act in which a man places his erect penis between a woman's breast, and the woman uses her breasts to stimulate the penis.
wank	Definitions include: to masturbate, especially male masturbation.
wankered	Definitions include: very drunk.
Wanker Town, USA	Definitions include: a derogatory term for a small town or rural area.
wank it	Definitions include: to masturbate.
wank-load	Definitions include: a great amount.
wank off	Definitions include: to masturbate.
wank pie	Definitions include: 2nd rate, or shit.
wank spanner	Definitions include: a hand.
wank stain	Definitions include: an annoying, unpleasant, inconsequential person, who is about as enjoyable to deal with as the mess resulting from masturbation