Definition of be thick as two short planks

thick as two short planks    

adjective

• very unintelligent. From thick, meaning unintelligent.

  My boss is as thick as two short planks.

  • See more words with the same meaning: unintelligent, dumb.

  Last edited on Aug 20 2012. Submitted by Steve H from Hemel Hempstead, Hertfordshire, UK on Jun 26 2012.

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Other terms relating to 'unintelligent, dumb':
c*ckamamie	Definitions include: foolish.
BO	Definitions include: stupid.
daft	Definitions include: unintelligent.
thick as pig-sh*t	Definitions include: very unintelligent.
know sh*t from Shinola	Definitions include: to be intelligent.
hurr durr	Definitions include: imitation of the vocal sound made by a person with severe developmental disabilities.
ride the short bus	Definitions include: to be mentally or physically challenged.
stupid	Definitions include: styling.
blonde	Definitions include: a person who acts stupid or does something stupid.
thick	Definitions include: having a nice body.
dumb as dog sh*t	Definitions include: very unintelligent.
dumbard	Definitions include: dumb.
numb as a hake	Definitions include: unintelligent.
slow	Definitions include: unintelligent.
lunching	Definitions include: absent minded, inattentive.
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Other terms relating to 'as':
AFAICS	Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I can see".
AFAICT	Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I can tell".
AFAIK	Definitions include: acronym of "as far as I know."
AFAIU	Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I understand".
AFAIUI	Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I understand it".
AKA	Definitions include: acronym of "Also Known As."
ASAHP	Definitions include: acronym for "as soon as humanly possible".
as all get-out	Definitions include: very; really; extremely.
as all hell	Definitions include: to a great extent.
as a mug	Definitions include: The term "mug" is used for comparison.
ASAP	Definitions include: acronym for "as soon as possible".
as balls	Definitions include: very.
as cheese	Definitions include: very; really; extremely.
as f*ck	Definitions include: an intensifier.
as f*cked up as a football bat	Definitions include: 1. To be highly intoxicated on drugs and/or alcohol
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Other terms relating to 'plank':
plank	Definitions include: a stupid or absent-minded person.
planking	Definitions include: laying in an unexpected place with one's body extended and stiff, with arms extended stiffly towards one's feet.
Other terms relating to 'short':
a couple beers short of a six-pack	Definitions include: a little crazy
a few cans short of a six pack	Definitions include: of lower than average intelligence.
a few fries short of a happy meal	Definitions include: "not all there".
have a short fuse	Definitions include: See short fuse.
have by the short hairs	Definitions include: to catch or trap a person in a difficult situation.
laid out short	Definitions include: under-supplied.
long and short of, the	Definitions include: a summary.
LSS	Definitions include: long story short.
one fry short of a Happy Meal	Definitions include: crazy.
one sandwich short of a picnic	Definitions include: really stupid.
ride the short bus	Definitions include: to be mentally or physically challenged.
short	Definitions include: out of luck; "in the doghouse".
short and curlies	Definitions include: pubic hair, usually male.
short and sweet	Definitions include: brief and to the point.
short bus to hell	Definitions include: "Short bus" refers to a handicapped school bus.
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Other terms relating to 'thick':
blood is thicker than water.	Definitions include: family relations are more important than other relationships.
lay it on thick	Definitions include: to exaggerate.
slim thick	Definitions include: adj. A female with large buttocks, small waist, thick thighs, big boobs. Skinny but sexy.
spread it on thick	Definitions include: in speech or writing, to be overly effusive.
thick	Definitions include: having a nice body.
thick as pig-sh*t	Definitions include: very unintelligent.
thick as thieves	Definitions include: very close friends.
thick-headed	Definitions include: obstinate
thick skin	Definitions include: metaphorically, a person with "thick skin" is able to handle criticism.
Other terms relating to 'two':
10-2 2-10	Definitions include: an unattractive female met while drinking alcohol at a bar, and then taken back to one's residence to spend the night.
2	Definitions include: "to".
2-10, the	Definitions include: walking, generally as opposed to driving.
a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.	Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
Adding your two cent	Definitions include: Slang for adding your opinion of something or someone without being asked for your opinion.
a dog with two d*cks	Definitions include: a mythical creature who is extremely happy or fortunate.
Aztec two step	Definitions include: diarrhea.
banshee two-step, the	Definitions include: suffering a bout of diarrhea so chronic that you only manage a scream and 2 steps before it starts to run down your leg.
general, two colonels	Definitions include: penis and testicles.
give two sh*ts	Definitions include: to care.
go number 2	Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
go number two	Definitions include: to defecate; "poop".
goody two-shoes	Definitions include: an extremely well-behaved person.
hotter than two mice f*cking in a wool sock	Definitions include: Very hot outside.
it takes two to tango.	Definitions include: "Both people involved in a bad situation are to be blamed."
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