Definition of beating the kids

beat the kids

verb - intransitive

• to masturbate.

  I've been beating the kids for so long it's about time I finally got some action.

  • See more words with the same meaning: to masturbate.

  Last edited on Jun 02 2007. Submitted by T-HOOT Syracuse from New York, NY, USA on Jun 02 2007.

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Other terms relating to 'to masturbate':
jill off	Definitions include: to masturbate.
strangle the snake	Definitions include: of a male, to masturbate.
jerk off	Definitions include: to engage in an activity which is inherently wasteful (particularly when one is at work) and for which there isn't any tangible compensation or reward, other than one's own mental stimulation.
have a wank	Definitions include: to masturbate.
wack off	Definitions include: to masturbate.
shake the creamer	Definitions include: to masturbate.
punch the clown	Definitions include: to masturbate.
flick (one's) bean	Definitions include: to masturbate.
wanker	Definitions include: a masturbator, usu. male.
go to the bank	Definitions include: to masturbate.
bop the bishop	Definitions include: to masturbate.
pound (one's) pud	Definitions include: to masturbate.
tosser	Definitions include: a general insult; "jerk", "asshole".
AeA	Definitions include: "autoerotic asphyxiation."
date Miss Michigan	Definitions include: to masturbate
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Other terms relating to 'beat':
bad beat	Definitions include: a disappointing event.
BBE	Definitions include: acronym of "Biggest Beating Ever," which can refer to "beating" as in a severe physical attack, or a severe defeat e.g. in a competitive sport.
beat	Definitions include: lacking excitement or people; "boring".
beat a dead horse	Definitions include: to bring up a subject that was resolved (or should have been resolved) long ago.
beat all to hell	Definitions include: to be vastly superior.
beat around the bush	Definitions include: to delay in getting to the point.
beat cakes	Definitions include: to engage in doggy-style sex.
beat cheeks	Definitions include: to leave quickly; "haul ass".
beat down	Definitions include: a fight or severe beating.
beater	Definitions include: unattractive or undesirable.
beat feet	Definitions include: to hurry, hustle, esp. when departing.
beat into a pulp	Definitions include: to physically beat someone causing extensive injury.
beat it	Definitions include: to masturbate.
beat it up	Definitions include: for a male to have sexual intercourse.
beat off	Definitions include: to masturbate.
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Other terms relating to 'kid':
drop kids off at the pool	Definitions include: to defecate.
drop the kids off	Definitions include: to defecate.
drop the kids off at the pool	Definitions include: to defecate into water - usually a toilet.
eat paint chips as a kid	Definitions include: to be unintelligent.
emo kid	Definitions include: see emo.
FLK	Definitions include: acronym for "funny looking kid", an insult used by doctors in the UK on medical charts.
Jerry's kid	Definitions include: moron.
JK	Definitions include: acronym for "just kidding".
KF	Definitions include: a pedophile.
kid	Definitions include: a young person or child.
kiddie	Definitions include: a child.
kiddie fiddler	Definitions include: a pedophile.
kiddie stroll	Definitions include: a street where children solicit prostitution.
kids' stuff	Definitions include: easy.
kill the kids at the pool	Definitions include: when one needs to take an extremely foul dump.
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Other terms relating to 'the':
101 scoop, the	Definitions include: the real information or the proof, instruction, the know how, where, when, and why about something or someone.
2-10, the	Definitions include: walking, generally as opposed to driving.
3rd degree, the	Definitions include: interrogation.
3 sheets to the wind	Definitions include: extremely intoxicated
411, the	Definitions include: information.
a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.	Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
about the size of it	Definitions include: a good estimate.
ace in the hole	Definitions include: a secret advantage.
across the board	Definitions include: inclusive.
add fuel to the fire	Definitions include: to make a bad situation worse.
against the clock	Definitions include: with the amount of time left to finish a task rapidly disappearing.
ahead of the curve	Definitions include: having an opinion or belief prior to it becoming common or popular.
aim Archie at the adamant	Definitions include: of a male, to urinate.
ain't no fun when the rabbit got the gun	Definitions include: Someone being butthurt over having something, they do to others regularly, done to the them
a little on the side	Definitions include: secret sexual activity with a person other than one's partner.
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