Definition of big white telephones

big white telephone    

noun

• a toilet. Used in terms such as call Ralph on the big white telephone, talk to Ralph on the big white telephone, and call Huey on the big white telephone.
  • See more words with the same meaning: toilets (related to).

  Last edited on Jul 16 2013. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Jul 16 2013.

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Slang terms with the same meaning

Other terms relating to 'toilets (related to)':
pissa	Definitions include: toilet.
can	Definitions include: bathroom.
crapper	Definitions include: restroom.
*ss-wipe	Definitions include: similar to asshole.
bog roll	Definitions include: toilet paper.
Al Gore toilet	Definitions include: a low-flush toilet.
throne	Definitions include: toilet.
John	Definitions include: restroom.
*ss gasket	Definitions include: a paper toilet seat cover, as found in many public restrooms.
loo	Definitions include: restroom.

Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'big':
BBC	Definitions include: acronym for "big black cock".
BBD	Definitions include: acronym for "big black dick".
BBW	Definitions include: acronym for "big beautiful woman".
BFD	Definitions include: acronym of "big fucking deal."
big	Definitions include: mature.
big and shiny	Definitions include: a man who is big, dumb and macho but generally harmless and nice.
Big Apple, the	Definitions include: New York City.
big-*ss	Definitions include: to move into a group and try to take over; to throw one's weight around; to play the role of "main man" by bullying others.
big baller	Definitions include: a big time big money crack dealer.
Big Blue Room, the	Definitions include: outdoors, during the day.
big-boned	Definitions include: euphemism for overweight.
Big Booty Judy	Definitions include: a person with a humongous butt.
big bucks	Definitions include: a large amount of money.
big cheese	Definitions include: an important person.
big daddy	Definitions include: the best at something; "the man".
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Other terms relating to 'telephone':
call Huey on the big white telephone	Definitions include: to vomit.
call Ralph on the big white phone	Definitions include: to vomit
call Ralph on the big white telephone	Definitions include: to vomit.
call Ralph on the porcelain phone	Definitions include: to vomit in the toilet.
call Uncle Ralph on the big porcelain telephone	Definitions include: to vomit.
dial the porcelain phone	Definitions include: to vomit.
dumbphone	Definitions include: a cellphone that lacks the features of so-called "smart phones".
hold the phone	Definitions include: "wait a minute"; "hold on"; etc.
on the phone	Definitions include: extremely attractive.
phone	Definitions include: to call on the phone.
phone f*ck	Definitions include: to engage in phone sex.
talk to Ralph on the big white telephone	Definitions include: to vomit.
Other terms relating to 'white':
black and white	Definitions include: police.
call Huey on the big white telephone	Definitions include: to vomit.
call Ralph on the big white phone	Definitions include: to vomit
call Ralph on the big white telephone	Definitions include: to vomit.
High Class White Trash	Definitions include: a intelligent, sophisticated person who comes from a poor or middle class family.
MWF	Definitions include: acronym for "married white female".
MWM	Definitions include: "married white male".
pearly whites	Definitions include: teeth.
PWT	Definitions include: acronym for "poor white trash".
ride the white horse	Definitions include: to frequently use an illegal white powder stimulant (e.g. cocaine, crystal methamphetamines, crank, etc.)
SWF	Definitions include: acronym for "single white female".
SWM	Definitions include: acronym for "single white male".
talk to Ralph on the big white telephone	Definitions include: to vomit.
Tennessee white snake	Definitions include: penis.
WASP	Definitions include: acronym for "White Anglo-Saxon Protestant."
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