Definition of calls Ralph on the porcelain phone

call Ralph on the porcelain phone

verb

• to vomit in the toilet. Origin - the name Ralph sounds as if one is vomiting.

  Did you call Ralph on the porcelain phone?

  • See more words with the same meaning: to vomit.

  Last edited on Feb 12 2013. Submitted by Ryan G. from Mesa, AZ, USA on Aug 26 2002.

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Other terms relating to 'to vomit':
laugh at the ground	Definitions include: to vomit.
call the whales	Definitions include: to vomit.
shout for Hughie	Definitions include: to vomit.
horf	Definitions include: to vomit.
yack	Definitions include: to vomit.
call Ralph on the big white telephone	Definitions include: to vomit.
hughie	Definitions include: to vomit.
psychedelic yawn	Definitions include: to vomit.
blow groceries	Definitions include: to vomit.
call for O'Rourke	Definitions include: to vomit (noisily).
bob	Definitions include: to perform fellatio.
feed the fish	Definitions include: to vomit.
un-swallow	Definitions include: to vomit.
see (one's) lunch again	Definitions include: to vomit.
readjust fluids	Definitions include: to vomit.
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Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'call':
anyone's call	Definitions include: a situation in which any outcome is equally likely.
BC	Definitions include: acronym for "booty call"; hookup.
booty call	Definitions include: a last-minute or previously unplanned request to meet up with someone with the intention of having sex (i.e. getting booty.)
call	Definitions include: to claim ownership, at least temporarily.
call a spade a spade	Definitions include: to recognize something for what it is.
call dinosaurs	Definitions include: to vomit.
call Earl	Definitions include: to vomit.
call five	Definitions include: to reserve something for the next five minutes, while one is absent.
call for Huey	Definitions include: to vomit.
call for O'Rourke	Definitions include: to vomit (noisily).
call girl	Definitions include: a prostitute.
call Huey on the big white telephone	Definitions include: to vomit.
call it a day	Definitions include: to stop performing a task.
call it a night	Definitions include: to go home and/or go to bed.
call it Christmas	Definitions include: a good solution to a problem
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Other terms relating to 'on':
accidentally on purpose	Definitions include: seemingly accidental but with a secret motive.
a little on the side	Definitions include: secret sexual activity with a person other than one's partner.
a lot on (one's) plate	Definitions include: See on (one's) plate.
as much use as a handbrake on a canoe	Definitions include: useless.
as useless as tits on a boar hog	Definitions include: absolutely futile; pointless, worthless, inept or absurd; good-for-nothing or idiotic.
back on (one's) feet	Definitions include: doing better after an unfavorable event.
back on pipe	Definitions include: returned to one's meth or crack addiction.
bag on	Definitions include: to insult for fun; "make fun of".
bail on	Definitions include: to leave (a relationship) or abandon.
ball on	Definitions include: to attempt to attract verbally; "hit on".
bang on	Definitions include: to test something before it is released or presented.
barge in on	Definitions include: See barge in.
beast on	Definitions include: used to describe a person that is angry and is scolding at someone.
be in on	Definitions include: to be involved with.
be like flies on sh*t	Definitions include: to be present in large numbers.
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Other terms relating to 'porcelain':
borrow the porcelain	Definitions include: to go to the bathroom.
bow down before the porcelain god	Definitions include: to vomit into a toilet.
bow down to the porcelain god	Definitions include: also "bow down to the white porcelain god."
bow to the porcelain queen	Definitions include: to vomit.
call Uncle Ralph on the big porcelain telephone	Definitions include: to vomit.
dial the porcelain phone	Definitions include: to vomit.
drive the porcelain bus	Definitions include: to vomit.
hug the porcelain goddess	Definitions include: to vomit.
kiss the porcelain gods	Definitions include: vomiting (typically after alcohol consumption)
kneel at the porcelain altar	Definitions include: to kneel in front of the toilet vomiting
pash the porcelain princess	Definitions include: To vomit.
point Percy at the porcelain	Definitions include: Australian slang for male urinating.
porcelain	Definitions include: an interface designed to hide the complexity of a system.
porcelain bus	Definitions include: Toilet.
porcelain god, the	Definitions include: Toilet... usually in ref to throwing up.
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Other terms relating to 'ralph':
call Ralph on the big white phone	Definitions include: to vomit
call Ralph on the big white telephone	Definitions include: to vomit.
call Uncle Ralph on the big porcelain telephone	Definitions include: to vomit.
kiss ralph	Definitions include: to vomit.
make a Ralph	Definitions include: Make a right turn.
ralph	Definitions include: to vomit.
ralph up	Definitions include: to ralph (vomit) up.
talk to Ralph on the big white telephone	Definitions include: to vomit.
Other terms relating to 'telephone':
big white telephone	Definitions include: a toilet.
call Huey on the big white telephone	Definitions include: to vomit.
call Ralph on the big white phone	Definitions include: to vomit
call Ralph on the big white telephone	Definitions include: to vomit.
call Uncle Ralph on the big porcelain telephone	Definitions include: to vomit.
dial the porcelain phone	Definitions include: to vomit.
dumbphone	Definitions include: a cellphone that lacks the features of so-called "smart phones".
hold the phone	Definitions include: "wait a minute"; "hold on"; etc.
on the phone	Definitions include: extremely attractive.
phone	Definitions include: to call on the phone.
phone f*ck	Definitions include: to engage in phone sex.
talk to Ralph on the big white telephone	Definitions include: to vomit.
Other terms relating to 'the':
101 scoop, the	Definitions include: the real information or the proof, instruction, the know how, where, when, and why about something or someone.
2-10, the	Definitions include: walking, generally as opposed to driving.
3rd degree, the	Definitions include: interrogation.
3 sheets to the wind	Definitions include: extremely intoxicated
411, the	Definitions include: information.
a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.	Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
about the size of it	Definitions include: a good estimate.
ace in the hole	Definitions include: a secret advantage.
across the board	Definitions include: inclusive.
add fuel to the fire	Definitions include: to make a bad situation worse.
against the clock	Definitions include: with the amount of time left to finish a task rapidly disappearing.
ahead of the curve	Definitions include: having an opinion or belief prior to it becoming common or popular.
aim Archie at the adamant	Definitions include: of a male, to urinate.
ain't no fun when the rabbit got the gun	Definitions include: Someone being butthurt over having something, they do to others regularly, done to the them
a little on the side	Definitions include: secret sexual activity with a person other than one's partner.
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