Definition of cooks up a batch

cook up a batch

verb

• to masturbate.
  • See more words with the same meaning: to masturbate.

  Last edited on Jun 12 2013. Submitted by Patrick from Chicago, IL, USA on Oct 16 2003.

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Other terms relating to 'to masturbate':
stroke the salami	Definitions include: to masturbate.
wank it	Definitions include: to masturbate.
beat the kids	Definitions include: to masturbate.
spank the monkey	Definitions include: to masturbate.
flog the bishop	Definitions include: to masturbate.
polish (one's) pearl	Definitions include: to masturbate.
rub one off	Definitions include: To masturbate.
fap	Definitions include: onomatopoeia used to imply male masturbation.
jack off	Definitions include: to masturbate.
pluck (one's) twanger	Definitions include: In the 1950's American TV show first called The Buster Brown Show and later called Andy's Gang, a character named Froggy the Gremlin would magically appear when summoned by the phrase "pluck your magic twanger, Froggy!"
AeA	Definitions include: "autoerotic asphyxiation."
spank (one's) monkey	Definitions include: to masturbate.
rub one out	Definitions include: to masturbate.
apply lip gloss	Definitions include: of a female, to masturbate.
pud wrestle	Definitions include: to masturbate.
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Other terms relating to 'a':
a	Definitions include: amphetamine.
A-1	Definitions include: the best.
a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.	Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
a bit much	Definitions include: excessive.
a bit of how's your father	Definitions include: sexual activity.
a boat	Definitions include: In the West/Central Canadian accent, "about" is pronounced somewhere between "aboot" and "a boat".
a couple beers short of a six-pack	Definitions include: a little crazy
a couple three	Definitions include: an unspecified small number.
act a fool	Definitions include: to play around.
a dime a dozen	Definitions include: very common.
a dog with two d*cks	Definitions include: a mythical creature who is extremely happy or fortunate.
a dollar three eighty	Definitions include: a non-specified price.
a dollar three eightyfive	Definitions include: a non-specified price.
adopt a tree	Definitions include: to collide with a tree.
a face that only a mother could love	Definitions include: an ugly face.
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Other terms relating to 'batch':
batch	Definitions include: a hut or shanty some distance from the city, probably used as a beach house or second home.
batch mode	Definitions include: a "mode" of human operating in which a collection of similar, unpleasant tasks are performed in one sitting.
batch up	Definitions include: to accumulate of a number of small tasks (usually of the same kind,) that can be performed at once for greater efficiency.
run a batch	Definitions include: male masturbation
Other terms relating to 'cook':
cook	Definitions include: v. to flatulate.
cooked	Definitions include: under the influence of drugs.
cooked books	Definitions include: manipulated accounting records.
cook on all four burners	Definitions include: to be proceeding well or rapidly.
cook (one's) goose	Definitions include: to be in trouble.
cook the books	Definitions include: to change accounting records to hide fraud or other crimes.
cook with gas	Definitions include: to perform an action quickly or efficiently.
I smell what you're cooking	Definitions include: an expression of empathy or simple understanding.
now you're cooking with gas	Definitions include: "Now you're doing [some task] correctly."
over-cook (one's) grits	Definitions include: to make a person angry.
what's cooking?	Definitions include: a greeting.
Other terms relating to 'up':
6 up	Definitions include: a warning that one or more law enforcement officers are near.
ace up (one's) sleeve	Definitions include: a secret advantage.
act up	Definitions include: to misbehave.
AFU	Definitions include: acronym of "all fucked up."
all done up	Definitions include: well dressed, wearing makeup, etc.
all up in	Definitions include: doing something emphatically.
amped up	Definitions include: energetic due to consumption of a stimulant.
amp up	Definitions include: to increase.
ante up	Definitions include: to contribute one's share.
arse up	Definitions include: to mess up.
as f*cked up as a football bat	Definitions include: 1. To be highly intoxicated on drugs and/or alcohol
*ss up	Definitions include: to make something like ass.
ate up	Definitions include: strange, stupid; "weird".
ate up with stupid	Definitions include: stupid.
ate up with the dumb *ss	Definitions include: strange / stupid.
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