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Definition of as fucked up as a football bat
as fucked up as a football bat
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- 1. To be highly intoxicated on drugs and/or alcohol
I smoked some crystal last night and that shit had me fuck'd up as a football bat!
Last edited on Nov 17 2018. Submitted by KingofGVL from Greenville, SC, USA on Feb 12 2017.
- 2. Very strange or peculiar
Last edited on Feb 12 2017. Submitted by KingofGVL from Greenville, SC, USA on Feb 12 2017.
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Other terms relating to 'a': | |
| Definitions include: amphetamine. | |
| Definitions include: the best. | |
| Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting. | |
| Definitions include: excessive. | |
| Definitions include: sexual activity. | |
| Definitions include: In the West/Central Canadian accent, "about" is pronounced somewhere between "aboot" and "a boat". | |
| Definitions include: a little crazy | |
| Definitions include: an unspecified small number. | |
| Definitions include: to play around. | |
| Definitions include: very common. | |
| Definitions include: a mythical creature who is extremely happy or fortunate. | |
| Definitions include: a non-specified price. | |
| Definitions include: a non-specified price. | |
| Definitions include: to collide with a tree. | |
| Definitions include: an ugly face. | |
Other terms relating to 'as': | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I can see". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I can tell". | |
| Definitions include: acronym of "as far as I know." | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I understand". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I understand it". | |
| Definitions include: acronym of "Also Known As." | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "as soon as humanly possible". | |
| Definitions include: very; really; extremely. | |
| Definitions include: to a great extent. | |
| Definitions include: The term "mug" is used for comparison. | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "as soon as possible". | |
| Definitions include: very. | |
| Definitions include: very; really; extremely. | |
| Definitions include: an intensifier. | |
| Definitions include: happy and content. | |
Other terms relating to 'bat': | |
| Definitions include: electric bass, from cricket bat. | |
| Definitions include: to conspicuously notice. | |
| Definitions include: to do something perfectly. | |
| Definitions include: vagina. | |
| Definitions include: "fat bastard". | |
| Definitions include: to be homosexual. | |
| Definitions include: visible mucus in one's nostrils. | |
| Definitions include: very crazy. | |
| Definitions include: a very unattractive female. | |
| Definitions include: a situation that's out of the ordinary. | |
| Definitions include: to work to help a person, cause, etc. | |
| Definitions include: to smoke marijuana with a bat, which is a small cylinder pipe. | |
| Definitions include: quickly. | |
| Definitions include: a naive person | |
| Definitions include: a small pipe that holds a single hit of a smokable drug - usually marijuana; "pinch hitter". | |
Other terms relating to 'football': | |
| Definitions include: a situation that's out of the ordinary. | |
| Definitions include: a popular athlete at a school. | |
| Definitions include: to perform terribly. | |
Other terms relating to 'fuck': | |
| Definitions include: "fuck you". | |
| Definitions include: absolutely. | |
| Definitions include: very absolutely. | |
| Definitions include: acronym of "all fucked up." | |
| Definitions include: meaning caring about everything. | |
| Definitions include: acronym of "adios mother fucker." | |
| Definitions include: an intensifier. | |
| Definitions include: a person who is stupid or doing something dumb. | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "bad-ass mother fucker". | |
| Definitions include: "Get ready for some serious trouble." | |
| Definitions include: acronym of "big fucking deal." | |
| Definitions include: acronym for Butt-Fuck, Egypt. | |
| Definitions include: a bitch-ass motherfucker. | |
| Definitions include: to over-think something, well beyond what is needed; to consider and reconsider and reconsider again often leading to an inability to make a decision. | |
| Definitions include: a "friend" who is having sex with one of one's girlfriend or one of one's ex-girlfriends, without your expressed consent or permission. | |
Other terms relating to 'up': | |
| Definitions include: a warning that one or more law enforcement officers are near. | |
| Definitions include: a secret advantage. | |
| Definitions include: to misbehave. | |
| Definitions include: acronym of "all fucked up." | |
| Definitions include: well dressed, wearing makeup, etc. | |
| Definitions include: doing something emphatically. | |
| Definitions include: energetic due to consumption of a stimulant. | |
| Definitions include: to increase. | |
| Definitions include: to contribute one's share. | |
| Definitions include: to mess up. | |
| Definitions include: to make something like ass. | |
| Definitions include: strange, stupid; "weird". | |
| Definitions include: stupid. | |
| Definitions include: strange / stupid. | |
| Definitions include: to move away from. | |
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