Definition of killed a kitten

kill a kitten    

verb

• to masturbate.

  He's in the bathroom killing a kitten.

  • See more words with the same meaning: to masturbate.

  Last edited on Dec 06 2002. Submitted by Anthony from Hazlet, NJ, USA on Dec 06 2002.

origin

• From a popular image created in 2002 that circulated the web. It depicts a kitten being chased by two Domo-kun dolls with the caption, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."
  • See more words with the same meaning: computer slang.

  Last edited on Dec 06 2002. Submitted by Anthony from Hazlet, NJ, USA on Dec 06 2002.

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beat the kids	Definitions include: to masturbate.
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tug	Definitions include: a session of masturbation.
punch the clown	Definitions include: to masturbate.
punch (one's) clown	Definitions include: to masturbate.
buck the slobbering donkey	Definitions include: to masturbate.
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a	Definitions include: amphetamine.
A-1	Definitions include: the best.
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kills	Definitions include: sucks; is not good; hurt;.
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TK	Definitions include: acronym for "team kill".
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