Definition of munched carpet

munch carpet    

verb

• to perform cunnilingus; "go down on".

  How was your date last night? Did you get to munch carpet?

  • See more words with the same meaning: cunnilingus.

  Last edited on Jun 04 2013. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Aug 11 2009.

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Slang terms with the same meaning

Other terms relating to 'cunnilingus':
give face	Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus; "go down on".
eat at the Y	Definitions include: To perform oral sex on a female.
eat some clams	Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus.
eat	Definitions include: to bother or upset.
muff dive	Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus.
munch on	Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus; "eat out".
cunning linguist	Definitions include: "cunnilingus".
eat hair pie	Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus.
eat fur pie	Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus.
dine at the Y	Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus.
eat a peach	Definitions include: to engage in cunnilingus.
have a box lunch	Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus; "go down on".
eat out	Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus.
square away	Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus on.
eat a furburger	Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus.

Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'carpet':
carpet	Definitions include: vaginal pubic hair.
carpet bomb	Definitions include: to send correspondence in a massive and largely untargeted way.
carpet muncher	Definitions include: literally: a person who performs cunnilingus.
does the carpet match the curtains	Definitions include: See the carpet matches the curtains.
does the carpet match the drapes	Definitions include: See the carpet matches the drapes.
lick carpet	Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus.
the carpet matches the curtains	Definitions include: "the person's pubic hair is the same color as the hair on their head."
the carpet matches the drapes	Definitions include: "the person's pubic hair is the same color as the hair on their head."
Other terms relating to 'munch':
*ss munch	Definitions include: a person who behaves in an offensive, pompous manner; "jerk".
butt-munch	Definitions include: a derogatory term; "asshole"; "jerk".
carpet muncher	Definitions include: literally: a person who performs cunnilingus.
minge muncher	Definitions include: a lesbian.
munch	Definitions include: food.
munch on	Definitions include: to perform cunnilingus; "eat out".
Penis muncher	Definitions include: someone who puts penises in their mouth.

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