Definition of punches the clown

punch the clown

verb

to masturbate. Usually used in reference to male masturbation.
What are you doing in there, punching the clown?
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Last edited on Mar 13 2010. Submitted by Duv d. from Altoona, PA, USA on Nov 12 1997.

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Other terms relating to 'to masturbate':
drop the kids off at the pool	Definitions include: to defecate into water - usually a toilet.
jerk it	Definitions include: to masturbate.
polish (one's) knob	Definitions include: to masturbate.
kill a kitten	Definitions include: From a popular image created in 2002 that circulated the web.
paint the ceiling	Definitions include: to masturbate.
buck the slobbering donkey	Definitions include: to masturbate.
smack Lester	Definitions include: to masturbate.
fap	Definitions include: onomatopoeia used to imply male masturbation.
junior Olympic pole vaulting	Definitions include: to masturbate.
wax the carrot	Definitions include: to masturbate.
jack off	Definitions include: to masturbate.
date Miss Michigan	Definitions include: to masturbate
stranger, the	Definitions include: a session of masturbation while one's hand or hands are numb.
pull the pud	Definitions include: to masturbate.
spank	Definitions include: to defeat comprehensively.
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Other terms relating to 'clown':
*ss clown	Definitions include: one who appears foolish, like a clown.
bible clown	Definitions include: The female interest, wife or co-star of a television evangelical celebrity whose devotion to their religion is directly related to the width of the putty knife used to apply their makeup.
clown	Definitions include: to not be serious.
clown around	Definitions include: to act like a clown; to joke.
clown hole	Definitions include: a vagina.
clown on	Definitions include: to make fun of.
clown town	Definitions include: a place or situation in which one is surrounded by amateurs or unintelligent people.
*no talent ss clown monkey fcker*	Definitions include: To describe disgust in a person.
punch (one's) clown	Definitions include: to masturbate.
sad clown	Definitions include: a humorous way to describe a person who has experienced an unpleasant situation, derived from the kitschy paintings of sad clowns.
Other terms relating to 'punch':
beat to the punch	Definitions include: to perform an activity before someone else.
city punch	Definitions include: tap water
donkey punch	Definitions include: one of many "sex moves" that involve physical abuse of women.
DP	Definitions include: acronym for "dear partner", i.e. one's unmarried significant other.
falcon punch	Definitions include: to punch a person while shouting a single time, "Falcon punch!"
punch	Definitions include: strength.
punch a dook	Definitions include: to defecate.
punch in	Definitions include: to start one's work shift.
punch it	Definitions include: to rapidly accelerate in a motor vehicle.
punch (one's) clown	Definitions include: to masturbate.
punch (one's) ticket	Definitions include: kill. (Literally, cancel) Poor Chuck got his ticket punched while he was waiting for a bus. Watch out there, or someone's gonna punch your ticket, too.
punch out	Definitions include: to punch one's time card at the end of one's work shift.
punch the governor	Definitions include: Term used to describe male masturbation.
punch the munchkin	Definitions include: to masturbate.
punch the starfish	Definitions include: anal sex
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Other terms relating to 'the':
101 scoop, the	Definitions include: the real information or the proof, instruction, the know how, where, when, and why about something or someone.
2-10, the	Definitions include: walking, generally as opposed to driving.
3rd degree, the	Definitions include: interrogation.
3 sheets to the wind	Definitions include: extremely intoxicated
411, the	Definitions include: information.
a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.	Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
about the size of it	Definitions include: a good estimate.
ace in the hole	Definitions include: a secret advantage.
across the board	Definitions include: inclusive.
add fuel to the fire	Definitions include: to make a bad situation worse.
against the clock	Definitions include: with the amount of time left to finish a task rapidly disappearing.
ahead of the curve	Definitions include: having an opinion or belief prior to it becoming common or popular.
aim Archie at the adamant	Definitions include: of a male, to urinate.
ain't no fun when the rabbit got the gun	Definitions include: Someone being butthurt over having something, they do to others regularly, done to the them
a little on the side	Definitions include: secret sexual activity with a person other than one's partner.
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