Definition of spanking a person's monkey

spank (one's) monkey    

verb

• to masturbate. Applies only to male masturbation.

  Dude, quit spanking your monkey.

  • See more words with the same meaning: to masturbate.

  Last edited on May 13 1999. Submitted by justin k. from MN, USA on May 13 1999.

• to stimulate someone's penis with one's hands.

  No way, she spanked John's monkey too!

  • See more words with the same meaning: to masturbate.

  Last edited on Dec 11 1999. Submitted by Anonymous from St Louis, MO, USA on Dec 11 1999.

notes

• Also spank the monkey.

  Last edited on Jun 26 2009. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Jun 26 2009.

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Other terms relating to 'to masturbate':
jill	Definitions include: about a female, to masturbate.
have sex with (one's self)	Definitions include: to masturbate.
choke (one's) chicken	Definitions include: to masturbate.
rough up the suspect	Definitions include: a term for male masturbation.
pud wrestle	Definitions include: to masturbate.
punish percy	Definitions include: to masturbate.
slap the salami	Definitions include: to masturbate.
wanker	Definitions include: a masturbator, usu. male.
jerk (one's) gherkin	Definitions include: to masturbate.
tribute picture	Definitions include: a photograph of ((a printed out photograph of a person) that a male has ejaculated upon).
smack Lester	Definitions include: to masturbate.
paint the ceiling	Definitions include: to masturbate.
beat it	Definitions include: to masturbate.
whack off	Definitions include: to sexually stimulate a person's penis with one's hands.
whack it	Definitions include: to masturbate.
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Other terms relating to 'monkey':
*ss monkey	Definitions include: to be or act totally stupid
brass monkeys	Definitions include: very cold.
butt monkey	Definitions include: a silly or ineffectual person.
butt monkeyed	Definitions include: extremely intoxicated.
cheese-eating surrender monkey	Definitions include: a Frenchman.
code monkey	Definitions include: a person who writes (source) code; "programmer".
desk monkey	Definitions include: a person who has a menial job and who works at a desk.
funky monkey	Definitions include: a funky person.
give a monkey's	Definitions include: to care a tiny amount, always used in the negative
go iron monkey	Definitions include: to severely injure someone.
grease monkey	Definitions include: a mechanic.
Infinite-Monkey Theorem	Definitions include: This theorem has been traced to the mathematician E'mile Borel in 1913, and was first popularized by the astronomer Sir Arthur Eddington.
jizz monkey	Definitions include: One who cleans up ejaculate at a peepshow.
juice monkey	Definitions include: someone with muscles who looks big and macho.
Like a monkey on a stick	Definitions include: This describes one who is handy and skilled at stimulating penises.
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Other terms relating to 'spank':
brand spanking new	Definitions include: new.
c*ck spank	Definitions include: derogatory term.
monkey spank	Definitions include: a masturbator, a beat off, a goon, dork, barney, bozo, chess geek, computer geek, etc.
spank	Definitions include: to defeat comprehensively.
spank bank	Definitions include: an man's stored up collection of sexual memories that he recalls while masturbating ("spanking").
spanked	Definitions include: intoxicated.
spank Hank	Definitions include: to masturbate.
spanking	Definitions include: an emphatic and comprehensive win.
spank it	Definitions include: to masturbate.
spank rag	Definitions include: a piece of shit person.
spanks	Definitions include: "thanks".
spank the monkey	Definitions include: to masturbate.
spank you	Definitions include: "thank you."

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