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Definition of to cook these

cook

  • v. to flatulate. 2. n the act of flatulence.
    Yo man did you cook.
    Yo Tex, you smell what I'm cooking?

    Last edited on Dec 17 2001. Submitted by Thomas S. from Henrietta, NY, USA on Dec 17 2001.

verb

  • to insult or humiliate. Similar to diss, roast, burn.
    He cooked those guys because he heard they were talking behind his back.

    Last edited on Aug 15 2012. Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15 2012.

verb - intransitive

verb - transitive

  • to tamper with, especially with accounting information ("books.")
    The accountant cooked the books.

    Last edited on Mar 21 2011. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Sep 02 2009.

  • to prepare drugs by heating.
    I have a friend who cooks meth.

    Last edited on Aug 19 2012. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Sep 02 2009.

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Definitions include: under the influence of drugs.
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