Definition of to dry dock

dry dock

verb

• A condition occurring when a single feces of such extreme length that it begins at drain trap and extends above water line and rests on porcelain surface of toilet bowl.
  
  " My turd was so long that I dry docked it "

  Last edited on Mar 24 2010. Submitted by Mattress W. from Ridgecrest, CA, USA on Mar 24 2010.

• to defecate such that a portion of a solid unit of feces lands on the toilet bowl, above the water line.

  Last edited on Oct 11 2010. Submitted by Mattress W. from Ridgecrest, CA, USA on Oct 07 2010.

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Other terms relating to 'dock':
dock	Definitions include: to put one's penis inside the foreskin of another person's penis.
Other terms relating to 'dry':
bleed dry	Definitions include: to take all of a person's money.
cut and dried	Definitions include: a clear matter.
drier than a popcorned fart	Definitions include: uncommon variant of "drier than a popcorn fart".
drier than a popcorn fart	Definitions include: See popcorn fart.
dry	Definitions include: to be devoid of people.
dry as a dead dingo's donger	Definitions include: to be very thirsty (especially for a beer).
dry as a nun's nasty	Definitions include: to be very thirsty, especially for beer.
dry f*ck	Definitions include: of two people, to grind their genitals together, while still wearing bottom-wear.
dry heave	Definitions include: to attempt to vomit, but to expel no liquid.
dry hump	Definitions include: to simulate sex activity, without the removal of clothes.
dry run	Definitions include: a practice attempt, without performing the actual action.
dry sex	Definitions include: simulated sex, without the removal of clothes.
it's gonna itch when it dries	Definitions include: a fart with unexpected anal discharge.
leave high and dry	Definitions include: to abandon a person, without them having proper resources.
like watching paint dry	Definitions include: extremely boring.

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