adjective

• bad.

  I went to see the football. It was a bollocks match.

  by Matthew R., Blackpool, United Kingdom, May 31 2004.

interjection

• exclamation to denote general sorrow, despair, or disappointment.

  Oh, bollocks!

  by Anonymous, Oct 01 2001.

noun

• testicles.

  I have itchy bollocks.

  by Andy, Maidenhead, Windsor and Maidenhead, UK, Aug 21 1997.

• lies.

  What a load of bollocks!

  by Michael Fraser, New York, NY, USA, Dec 03 1997.

• something broken or messed up.

  You made a right bollocks of that.

  by Steve, Oct 11 1999.

• exaggerated stories.

  As usual Malcolm came to the pub and talked non-stop bollocks all evening.

  by Matthew R., Blackpool, United Kingdom, May 31 2004.

verb

• to screw up.

  You've really bollocksed that up.

  by Steve, Oct 11 1999.

notes

• Origin: UK.

  by Michael Fraser, New York, NY, USA, Dec 03 1997.

noun

• nonsense; BULL-SHIT.

  He was spittin' booty-cheddar.

  by Cari P, Union, NJ, USA, Oct 06 2001.

noun

• nonsense, lies. While shit could be used to express this definition, crap is far more common. Also bull crap.

  What he said is crap. Don't believe a word of it.

  by Sarah Beep, Australia, Mar 30 1998.

notes

• the uses of "crap" are mostly a subset of the uses of "shit." See shit for those definitions.

  by Emily M., UC Berkeley, Berkeley, CA, USA, Jan 13 1998.

• Another form of crock is "crocker."

  by Anonymous, Sep 23 2009.

noun

• a collection of lies. Origin: an abbreviation of crock of shit. Used synonymously.

  Did you hear what she said? What a crock!

  by John Smith, Phoenix, AZ, USA, Jun 21 1997.

noun

• a person's story: what they would have you believe. Usually a lie or fabrication, but not always. See also run drag .

  Don't believe her drag.

  That guy's drag is to much to believe.

  by BuziDebBee, Santee, CA, USA, Dec 30 2002.

• women's clothing, when worn by men.

  I'm going out in drag tonight.

  by Morgan D., Seattle, WA, USA, Aug 30 2003.

• someone or something tiresome.

  That girl is such a drag.

  That family reunion was a real drag.

  by Adriana C., Guayaquil, Ecuador, Nov 21 2007.

• someone or something depressing.

  That movie is a real drag.

  by WalterGR, Aug 04 2009.

noun

• a metaphorical disease where one speaks at length about something one knows nothing about. In other words, running off at the mouth without a clue. Submitter John Voight knows the term existed in deep south (United States) during the 1940's and 1950's as his dad used it frequently. He notes that his dad may have picked it up in World War II.

  All that meaningless spew coming out of his mouth is just a bad case of epizootics of the blowhole.

  by John Voigt, Reston, VA, USA, Dec 05 2002.

noun

• speech one doesn't understand.

  The doctor was just talking a lot of medical mumbo jumbo.

  by Tom, Superior, WI, USA, Apr 04 1998.

• nonsense.

  by WalterGR, Aug 11 2009.

noun

• a lot of talk; BABBLE.

  Dude, I'm trying to read. Cut the noise!

  by Jon Saltzman, Niskayuna, NY, USA, May 10 1998.

• anything said that one doesn't like or don't agree with.

  Speaker: Get a job!
  
  Response: Fuck that noise!

  by Jon Saltzman, Niskayuna, NY, USA, May 10 1998.

noun

• something worthless, hopeless, useless, etc. Derived from the common United States military phrase "Ate up like a soup sandwich." See ate up.

  This memo is soup.

  by Paul St. Mark, Oct 25 1997.

verb

• to say. Has somewhat of a negative context, so one usually uses this term to refer to people saying things one doesn't agree with.

  He was spittin' all kinds of crap.

  by John O'Connell, St Paul, MN, USA, Dec 10 2001.

• to rhyme or rap.

  Spit something for us.

  That kid knows how to spit!

  by Jessica, Chicago, IL, USA, Sep 05 2003.

interjection

• an expression of doubt or disbelief.

  According to The Enquirer, aliens landed in Washington, D.C. yesterday. Yeah right!

  by Velisia Kemper, MI, USA, Mar 28 1998.