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Thesaurus - Words meaning to defecate - 22 words

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assquake    Featured Word

noun

  1. a disgustingly large defecation, often including diarrhea. Sometimes abbreviated simply quake.
    Prunes always give me such big assquakes!

    Submitted by Kat, Washington, DC, USA, Nov 11 1998.

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bolt    Featured Word

verb

  1. to defecate.

    Submitted by Everett Gardner, Oneonta, NY, USA, Jun 12 1997.

  2. to leave, often quickly.
    The police are here. Let's bolt.

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burn a mule    Featured Word

verb

  1. to defecate. Implies a very pungent and smelly bowel movement.
    He's in the bathroom burning a mule.

    Submitted by Gene Sferruzza, Hammond, IN, USA, Dec 13 2002.

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crank an Eight Ball    Featured Word

verb

  1. to defecate.
    I just cranked a mean eight ball!

    Submitted by Paul Donato, Altoona, PA, USA, Nov 12 1997.

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crap    Featured Word

notes

  1. also rarely crep. The uses of "crap" are mostly a subset of the uses of "shit." See shit for those definitions.

    Submitted by Emily Marcroft, UC Berkeley, Berkeley, CA, USA, Jan 13 1998.

noun

  1. nonsense, lies. While shit could be used to express this definition, crap is far more common. Also bull crap.
    What he said is crap. Don't believe a word of it.

    Submitted by Sarah Beep, Australia, Mar 30 1998.

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deal funk    Featured Word

verb

  1. to defecate.
    Man, I need to deal some funk.
  2. to lie.
    That guy was dealin' funk.

    Submitted by R. Guess, Falls City, TX, USA, Aug 20 1997.

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dook    Featured Word

verb

  1. to defecate.
    Man, I have to dook.

    Submitted by Todd Zarotney, Jun 04 1997.

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drop a deuce    Featured Word

verb

  1. to defecate.

    Submitted by Maria, NJ, USA, Dec 31 2002.

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drop the kids off at the pool    Featured Word

verb

  1. to defecate.
    I've got to go drop the kids off at the pool.

    Submitted by Krista S., Dallas, TX, USA, Dec 12 1997.

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D-up    Featured Word

verb

  1. to defecate.
    Man I need to D-up.

    Submitted by Grant Lundin, Omaha, NE, USA, Jan 13 1998.

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grow a tail    Featured Word

verb

  1. to need to defecate, especially outdoors.
    Hurry up, I'm growing a tail!

    Submitted by Ethan Ably, Marshfield, WI, USA, Nov 30 1997.

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lay cable    Featured Word

verb

  1. to defecate.

    Submitted by Scott McNabney, Richmond Hill, ON, Canada, Nov 06 1997.

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pinch a loaf    Featured Word

verb

  1. to defecate.
    He's in the bathroom pinching a loaf.

    Submitted by Gene Sferruzza, Hammond, IN, USA, Dec 13 2002.

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punch a dook    Featured Word

verb

  1. to defecate.
    Guys, I need to punch a dook.

    Submitted by R. Guess, Falls City, TX, USA, Aug 20 1997.

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push out a grumpy    Featured Word

verb

  1. to defecate.
    I've got to go push out a grumpy!

    Submitted by Chris, Denver, CO, USA, Nov 12 1997.

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see a man about a dog    Featured Word

verb

  1. to defecate.
    I've got to go see a man about a dog.

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send a fax    Featured Word

verb

  1. to defecate.
    I can't wait any longer. I need to send a fax right now!

    Submitted by Paulo Santos, parobe, Brazil, Nov 11 1997.

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shit    Featured Word

notes

  1. also shiznit, shiz. Most uses of "shit" also work with "crap", except where noted below. See also no shit.

    Submitted by Russell Thompson, Austin, TX, USA, Nov 05 1997.

noun

  1. feces.
    There is shit on the floor.
    There is crap on the floor.
  2. objects.
    Who left their shit in my car?
    Who left their crap in my car?
  3. a mess.
    You'll have to sit in the back seat, 'cause there's shit all over the front seat.
    You'll have to sit in the back seat, 'cause there's crap all over the front seat.
  4. complaints, criticism.
    I've been getting a lot of shit from my landlord.
    I've been getting a lot of crap from my landlord.
  5. drugs. Always preceded by "the" in this usage. (Does not apply to "crap.")
    Do you have the shit?

verb

  1. to lie to. (Does not apply to "crap.")
    That watch is yours? You're shitting me!
  2. to defecate.
    I need to shit.
    I need to crap.

adjective

  1. bad or of poor quality.
    This music is just shit.
    This music is just crap.
  2. very good, excellent; COOL. Always preceded by "the" in the complimentary usage. (Does not apply to "crap.")
    I loved that movie! It was the shit.

interjection

  1. used to convey surprise or alarm. Also sheesh. Submitter Emily remembers Kermit The Frog, a character on the children's television program "Sesame Street," saying "sheesh." So despite its (possible) origin as a censored replacement for "shit," it's use is acceptible in polite company.
    Shit!
    Oh shit!
    Crap!
    Oh crap!

    Submitted by Emily Marcroft, UC Berkeley, Berkeley, CA, USA, Jan 13 1998.

  2. used to emphasize a point or request. Also sheesh. (Usually "crap" is not used in this sense.)
    Shit, calm down.

    Submitted by Emily Marcroft, UC Berkeley, Berkeley, CA, USA, Jan 13 1998.

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take a crap    Featured Word

verb

  1. to defecate.
    I've got to go take a crap.

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take a crunch    Featured Word

verb

  1. to defecate.

    Submitted by Dallas Harris, Dec 08 2002.

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take a dump    Featured Word

verb

  1. to defecate.
    I've got to go take a dump.

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turtle-heading    Featured Word

adjective

  1. to need to defecate. Origin: possibly from the movie Austin Powers, in which the character Fat Bastard remarks that he feels a "turtle head poking," suggesting that he needed to defecate.

    Submitted by J. Greene, Fayetteville, AR, USA, Dec 09 2002.

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