• slow girl that gets easily confused, and people like to joke around with.

  Kim and Cher are such ditzes!

  by cher, VA, USA, Nov 09 1999.

• Means a stupid person, very dumb, or dimwitted.

  She is such a ditz.

  by Travis F., Jan 17 2000.

• usually referring to a blonde.

  she is such a total ditz!

  by britt, Miami, FL, USA, Feb 20 2003.

noun

• a stupid person. also divvy.

  by Dylan H., Oxford, Oxfordshire, UK, Jun 17 2003.

• idiot...one whom is very stupid.

  you're such a dolt.

  by Briony, Apr 07 1999.

• Annoyingly stupid.

  Why does she have to be such a dolt?

  by eric, Lynn, MA, USA, Oct 26 2002.

• a drunken retard sheep, (aka) stupid person.

  theres a couple of doorknockers at this party, they puked in the bath tub.

  by eddie and renee, Nowhere Rd, Toledo, WA 98591, USA, Jan 06 2002.

• stupid, dumb, acting silly.

  you're such a dork slap.

  by steve g., MI, USA, Apr 12 1998.

• Said if someone is confused, mad, or if someone just did something really stupid, they're drove.

  Ugh, I'm so drove!!

  by Jennifer E., Bossier City, LA, USA, Feb 16 2000.

• a verb that means extremely mad or angry, equal to "piss off." you or someone else can "be drove" or "get drove." Pronounced the same as "drove" in the past-tense of of "drive."

  If you keep on eatin' my shit, I'mma be drove!

  by Dustin P., Houma, LA, USA, Oct 08 2002.

• To fart, break wind.

  Who Stepped on a duck?

  by Austin P., St Louis, MO, USA, Mar 17 1999.

• blowjob.

  i need some duck yo.

  by [{-tw1zt1d-}], Dec 29 2001.

• n: a person who says something really stupid or says something at the wrong time or place. Or something that is seen obviously seen and they don't notice it.

  Speaker: The sky is blue.
  
  Response: You duck.

  Speaker: Kylan, go get my paper from the desk.
  
  (The paper is right in front of Kylan.)
  
  Kylan: Where man?
  
  Speaker: Right there you duck!

  by Reshauna, Louisiana, USA, Oct 28 2002.

• Someone high on ecstasy that doesn't know where they are or is having really strong hallucinations. Usually they say they're in "another world" or something of the sort.

  The kid is acting stupid like an e-tard.

  by Karissa, Jun 20 2002.

• Ravers who have done ecstasy alot and are kinda stupid cause of it.

  All the chicks at the rave were e-tards.

  by Manny C., El Paso, TX, USA, Jul 02 2002.

• An individual who consumes large amounts of ecstacy; anyone exhibiting the vacant behavior of a frequent ecstacy user.

  If he takes any more pills, he'll become a total e-tard.

  by Michael M., York, PA, USA, Mar 02 2003.

• someone who is obviously intoxicated on ecstacy or someone who uses a lot of said drug, also a derogatory term for someone who is kind of 'vacant' upstairs

  that guy was such a freaking e-tard

  by Jim D., Portland, OR, USA, Sep 15 2004.

• being on excstcay.

  yo i went to cyberfest and got e-tarded.

  by K-Swiss LNF 916, Sacramento, CA, USA, Oct 10 2001.

• stupid person;used as the abbreviation for fucking idiot.

  Patrick was being a fidiot when he jumped off the boat.

  by Katie, Stuart, NY 12190, USA, Oct 27 2002.

• acting loud and crazy when drunk, often viewed as annoying or stupid.

  She was so drunk at the party, she was totally flapping-out.

  by Ariel, MA, USA, Oct 09 2001.

• Retard, annoying, stupid.

  Oh my god you're such a flid!

  by Madz, UK, Nov 28 2002.

noun

• a very stupid or incompetent person. Etymology: from "thalidomide." British

  by Dylan H., Oxford, Oxfordshire, UK, Jun 17 2003.

• This word usually refers to somebody who is stupid, careless, or inconsiderate. Especially applies to inconsiderate drivers.

  That stupid fuckhead pulled in front of me.

  by Jon B., Bluefield, WV, USA, Feb 16 2003.

• meaning extremely useless.

  you stupid fucksqueek.

  by Darren K., Kamloops, BC, Canada, Feb 19 2003.

• an extremely stupid person. It is a contraction of the words "fucking retard."

  by John B., Toledo, OH, USA, Sep 28 2003.

• a fucking retard

  by R N., Manassas, VA, USA, Jul 06 2005.

• Some one being (acting) stupid

  John is such a fucktard!

  Good job fucktard!

  by James M., Terre Haute, IN, USA, Aug 01 2005.

• a person of sane mind who is very stupid

  dude! you ate a turd, you a fucktard, you arent suppose to eat that!

  by amy l., Nov 02 2008.

adjective

• an insult, to be used in place of "retard," "dumb-fuck," or "fuck-face."

  He's such a fucktard!

  by Duckie, Aug 13 2006.

noun

• 1. A serviceperson who at first seem of normal intelligence at a distance, but upon servicing is discovered to be inefficient, incompetent and/or stupid (but not rude) and thus severely irrating to the customer. 2. A person who is difficult to deal with because they act stupid.

  I had to deal with a chain of fucktards while running errands.

  by TurbyneGTX, Boston, MA, USA, Jan 19 2002.

• A griefer.

  by Jason C., Le Claire, IA, USA, Jul 27 2004.

• A loser, Someone with no clue.

  by Jason C., Le Claire, IA, USA, Jul 27 2004.

• Someone stupid, but most commonly associated with computer amatures.

  Dude, you're such a fucktard. I can't believe you deleted your entire C Drive.

  by Piotr P., Mesa, AZ, USA, Sep 06 2004.

• an individual that is acting foolish or inane.

  That person was being a fucktard

  by Matt W., St Louis, MO, USA, Jan 14 2005.

• A stupid person.

  That fucktard couldn't find his asshole with both hands.

  by Debi C., Anchorage, AK, USA, May 01 2007.

• Someone who continually does something annoying after being told to stop.

  Why does this fucktard keep team killing?

  by Seth, Plowman Ave, Dallas, TX 75203, USA, Mar 18 2008.