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Definition of it's gonna itch when it dries

it's gonna itch when it dries

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  • a fart with unexpected anal discharge. Therefore, when dried it is extremely itchy.
    After she ripped a juicy fart, I said to her, "It's gonna itch when it dries."

    Last edited on Mar 29 2014. Submitted by CroMag from Huntington Beach, CA, USA on Mar 09 2011.

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Other terms relating to 'dry':

Definitions include: to take all of a person's money.
Definitions include: a clear matter.
Definitions include: uncommon variant of "drier than a popcorn fart".
Definitions include: See popcorn fart.
Definitions include: to be devoid of people.
Definitions include: to be very thirsty (especially for a beer).
Definitions include: to be very thirsty, especially for beer.
Definitions include: A condition occurring when a single feces of such extreme length that it begins at drain trap and extends above water line and rests on porcelain surface of toilet bowl.
Definitions include: of two people, to grind their genitals together, while still wearing bottom-wear.
Definitions include: to attempt to vomit, but to expel no liquid.
Definitions include: to simulate sex activity, without the removal of clothes.
Definitions include: a practice attempt, without performing the actual action.
Definitions include: simulated sex, without the removal of clothes.
Definitions include: to abandon a person, without them having proper resources.
Definitions include: extremely boring.

Other terms relating to 'go':

Definitions include: completely ready.
Definitions include: acronym for "best friends forever who eat out and go shopping a lot".
Definitions include: used to tell someone to stop messing with people.
Definitions include: excited and ready to start.
Definitions include: When you order a happy meal with just fries and apples because your little one has acted too spoiler to deserve even a half complete reward. Also known as fries cgh.
Definitions include: from the beginning.
Definitions include: acronym for "got to go".
Definitions include: acronym of "goes away from keyboard".
Definitions include: "goes in to".
Definitions include: the beginning.
Definitions include: to get a person excited.
Definitions include: to move one's legs.
Definitions include: acronym for "go fuck yourself".
Definitions include: acronym for "go fuck yourself".
Definitions include: acronym of "go fuck yourself."

Other terms relating to 'is':

Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
Definitions include: what was previously expected to happen may not.
Definitions include: a declaration of victory or superiority.
Definitions include: the bathroom.
Definitions include: "alright".
Definitions include: family relations are more important than other relationships.
Definitions include: interjection used to announce one's arrival.
Definitions include: before you were even born.
Definitions include: acronym for "for what it's worth".
Definitions include: acronym for "Google is your friend".
Definitions include: "Go home, you're drunk," as a drunk person might say it.
Definitions include: "How are you doing?" Also how you going.
Definitions include: acronym for "I am a lawyer".
Definitions include: acronym for "I am not a constitutional lawyer".
Definitions include: acronym for "I am not a lawyer."

Other terms relating to 'it':

Definitions include: in support of.
Definitions include: a good estimate.
Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I understand it".
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: (masculine) to have sexual intercourse
Definitions include: to fall and hit the ground.
Definitions include: not showering before bed after working all day.
Definitions include: to display bling-bling.
Definitions include: to completely fail a task.
Definitions include: acronym of "bend over here it comes again."
Definitions include: to vomit.
Definitions include: to move very fast.
Definitions include: to drink heavily.
Definitions include: see about it.
Definitions include: to be in agreement with something or wanting to do something.

Other terms relating to 'itch':

Definitions include: "god dammit.
Definitions include: a fungal infection of the groin region (Tinea cruris).

Other terms relating to 'to':

Definitions include: extremely intoxicated
Definitions include: See nine to five.
Definitions include: to make a bad situation worse.
Definitions include: to make a bad situation worse.
Definitions include: a declaration of victory or superiority.
Definitions include: sex in which anal sex is immediately followed by fellatio.
Definitions include: to revisit one's past.
Definitions include: to go back to the beginning.
Definitions include: extreme; "all out".
Definitions include: to be vastly superior.
Definitions include: to perform an activity before someone else.
Definitions include: to be unintelligible.
Definitions include: to do.
Definitions include: more important things to deal with.
Definitions include: to kill or destroy.

Other terms relating to 'when':

Definitions include: never.
Definitions include: Similar to: "Let me know when you're acting normal again."
Definitions include: abbreviation and text message which stands for "God Had A Wonderful Day When He Made You."
Definitions include: acronym for "my face when".
Definitions include: acronym for "sleep when dead".
Definitions include: See the fuck.
Definitions include: See the hell.
Definitions include: See in fuck.
Definitions include: See in heck.
Definitions include: See in hell.
Definitions include: See in the fuck.
Definitions include: See in the heck.
Definitions include: See in the hell.
Definitions include: something is infrequent, but when it happens, it happens all at once.
Definitions include: never.

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