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Definition of twist (one's) melon

twist (one's) melon


  • To puzzle, or mystify.
    Don't twist my melon with your algebra problems.

    Last edited on Aug 31 2010. Submitted by fowler j. from Kansas City, MO, USA on Jul 29 1998.

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Other terms relating to 'melon':

Definitions include: to flatulate; "fart".
Definitions include: a head.

Other terms relating to 'twist':

Definitions include: don't be mistaken; "believe it".
Definitions include: to be mistaken.
Definitions include: to become angry about something that the speaker doesn't think is worthy.
Definitions include: panic, upset
Definitions include: the act of pinching and twisting a person's nipple to inflict pain.
Definitions include: a woman.
Definitions include: sadistic; "messed up".
Definitions include: to masturbate.

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