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Definition of twist (one's) melon
twist (one's) melon
verb
- To puzzle, or mystify.
Don't twist my melon with your algebra problems.
Last edited on Aug 31 2010. Submitted by fowler j. from Kansas City, MO, USA on Jul 29 1998.
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| Definitions include: to flatulate; "fart". | |
| Definitions include: a head. | |
Other terms relating to 'twist': | |
| Definitions include: don't be mistaken; "believe it". | |
| Definitions include: to be mistaken. | |
| Definitions include: to become angry about something that the speaker doesn't think is worthy. | |
| Definitions include: panic, upset | |
| Definitions include: the act of pinching and twisting a person's nipple to inflict pain. | |
| Definitions include: a woman. | |
| Definitions include: sadistic; "messed up". | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
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