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Definition of a douche

douche

a person who is acting stupidly.
That douche got hit with a golf ball in the groin!

Last edited on Mar 28 2004. Submitted by JOEL D. from Toronto, ON, Canada on Mar 28 2004.

noun

shortened form of douche bag.


Citation from "What's a douche?", Sacramento News and Review, Rachel Leibrock, September 3 2009 censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.


Citation from "Halloween", Modern Family (TV, 2010), Season 2 Episode 6 censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.


Citation from "You've Got Male", Happy Endings (TV), Season 1 Episode 9 (2011) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.




Citation from "The Fight", Parks and Recreation (TV), Season 3 Episode 13 (2011) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.


Citation from "You've Got Male", Happy Endings (TV), Season 1 Episode 9 (2011) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.
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- See more words with the same meaning: uncool person, jerk, asshole (general insults - list of).
Last edited on Aug 01 2011. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Sep 06 2009.

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Other terms relating to 'alternative spellings or pronunciations (list of)':
kthxbai	Definitions include: "okay, thanks, 'bye".
PUA	Definitions include: acronym for "pick up artist".
BOGOF	Definitions include: acronym for "buy one get one free".
UL	Definitions include: acronym for "upload".
hydro	Definitions include: marijuana grown hydroponically or otherwise artificially cultivated to increase its potency.
d'no	Definitions include: abbreviated form of "dunno" or "I dunno", which themselves are abbreviated forms of "I don't know".
wif	Definitions include: "with".
g	Definitions include: short for "gangster" or "gangsta."
BSOD	Definitions include: acronym for "blue screen of death."
roofy	Definitions include: alternate spelling of roofie.
ILYSFM	Definitions include: acronym for "I love you so fucking much".
frosh	Definitions include: a freshman.
NSFL	Definitions include: acronym for "not safe for life".
OTT	Definitions include: acronym for "over the top".
off the heezy fo' sheezy	Definitions include: "off the heezy for sheezy", i.e. "off the hook for sure".
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Other terms relating to 'uncool person, jerk, asshole (general insults - list of)':
tool	Definitions include: an "un-cool" person; "loser".
queaf	Definitions include: to expel air from one's vagina.
skag	Definitions include: an unattractive or promiscuous female.
lencho	Definitions include: This definition is questionable and is pending deletion.
rat	Definitions include: a derogatory term for females, implying promiscuity.
biotch	Definitions include: alternate spelling/pronunciation of "bitch.
scag	Definitions include: an ugly, promiscuous, or otherwise generally unappealing female.
doorknocker	Definitions include: a stupid person.
*ss-wipe	Definitions include: similar to asshole.
*fcktard**	Definitions include: an extremely stupid person.
404	Definitions include: missing or misplaced.
fart-knocker	Definitions include: an insult.
mo fo	Definitions include: good friend; "buddy".
smacktard	Definitions include: a general insult.
knob	Definitions include: the tip (glans) of the penis.
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Other terms relating to 'douche':
douche'	Definitions include: pronounced "doo-SHAY".
douche b	Definitions include: "douche bag".
douche bag	Definitions include: a derogatory term, used most often to describe males; "jerk", "asshole".
douche bagel	Definitions include: general derogatory term for a person.
douche canoe	Definitions include: a general insult; "jerk"; "asshole".
douche chill	Definitions include: An expression used to call attention to someone who has experience negative consequences brought upon themselves.
*douche dck**	Definitions include: general term for a disliked person.
douche hole	Definitions include: a displeasing person.
douche it	Definitions include: to request oil and vinegar on a sub sandwich.
douche nozzle	Definitions include: variation of "douchebag", but deemed far worse.
doucher	Definitions include: a despicable person.
douche sack	Definitions include: An individual whose behavior causes even fellow douche bags to point out his extremity.
introdouche	Definitions include: to introduce one's self, in the way that a douchebag would.