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Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. Since they have almost killed this site, I am going to start releasing details on Monday August 17 of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret. This will culminate in my release of an MBOX file including full headers. More here.
Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. Since they have almost killed this site, I am going to start releasing details on Monday August 17 of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret. More here.
Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. I am going to start releasing details on Monday August 17 of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret. More here.
Google has been penalizing this site in its search rankings for years and a Google employee lied about it. Details of my conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty in secret start Monday August 17. More here.
Google has been lying about the penalty against this site for years. My conversation with the Google employee who told me about the penalty starts dropping August 17. More here.

Definition of a happy ending

happy ending

noun

  • a handjob given by a masseuse/masseur after a massage.
                                             

                                                                                

    Citation from "Massage Therapy", House, M.D. (TV), Season 7 Episode 4 (2010) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

    Last edited on Jan 11 2011. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Aug 11 2009.

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Other terms relating to 'sex activities, practices, moves':

Definitions include: A person considered sexually promiscuous who likes anal sexual intercourse
Definitions include: to be able to perform fellatio well.
Definitions include: fellatio.
Definitions include: to be able to perform fellatio well.
Definitions include: "oral sex".
Definitions include: shortened form of anal retentive.
Definitions include: fellatio; "a blowjob".
Definitions include: fellatio.
Definitions include: a sexual maneuver in which two fingers are inserted into the vagina ("the coot") and one finger is inserted into the anus ("the boot").
Definitions include: one of many made up "sex moves" that are demeaning towards women.
Definitions include: of sex, unprotected sex.
Definitions include: in the "sex as baseball" metaphor: anal sex.
Definitions include: See run train.
Definitions include: a session of masturbation.
Definitions include: to place one's mouth between a female's breasts, and exhale while turning one's head left and right.

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Other terms relating to 'end':

Definitions include: some location extremely far away.
Definitions include: extremely aggravated.
Definitions include: unable to tolerate any more.
Definitions include: the anus.
Definitions include: the best.
Definitions include: a foolish person.
Definitions include: the functional end, especially of a tool.
Definitions include: of an activity, an insurmountable obstacle.
Definitions include: To kill something, especially murder. "Tony got pissed off at Big Al's bullshit and ended him."
Definitions include: used to express the desire to end a conversation.
Definitions include: the last part of something.
Definitions include: money.
Definitions include: acronym for "end of business", i.e. the end of the business day.
Definitions include: acronym for "End of Day."
Definitions include: acronym for "end of file".

Other terms relating to 'happy':

Definitions include: "not all there".
Definitions include: happy and content.
Definitions include: misfortune that has a positive result.
Definitions include: happy and content.
Definitions include: very happy.
Definitions include: a contented person.
Definitions include: a happy person.
Definitions include: a marijuana cigarette; "joint".
Definitions include: a mixture of powdered high-sugar substances eaten or snorted by children and adolescents.
Definitions include: any powdered drug that makes the drug taker happier or more energetic.
Definitions include: the area of space between the upper thighs, directly beneath the crotch, of slender women.
Definitions include: sexual intercourse.
Definitions include: a condom.
Definitions include: a woman who has sex with men because it genuinely makes her content and happy.
Definitions include: an antidepressant pill.

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