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Definition of a keister



verb - transitive

  • to conceal an object in one's rectum.
    That prisoner keistered a sack of cocaine.

    Last edited on May 16 2011. Submitted by Anthony a. from CA, USA on Sep 05 2004.

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Definitions include: When cum in dripping out of someone's ass and someone else licks it and swallows it.

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