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Definition of Bottle in front of me, frontal lobotomy

Bottle in front of me, frontal lobotomy

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  • This describes a comical way to say that someone plans to drink until they function like a brain surgery patient.

    Compare to drool on the shoes drunk.

    After exams, I am going to get a bottle in front of me, frontal lobotomy!

    Last edited on Jan 09 2017. Submitted by Dr. P.D. Fisher on Jan 09 2017.

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Other terms relating to 'bottle':

Definitions include: nitrous oxide for automotive racing purposes.
Definitions include: "bottle and stopper"(copper) is Cockney slang for policeman.
Definitions include: a person who dyes their hair blonde.
Definitions include: a person with a long neck.
Definitions include: a crazy person.
Definitions include: Sudden anger, fly off the handle, temper tantrum, easily angered
Definitions include: acronym for "bring your own beer", "bring your own bottle", or "bring your own booze".
Definitions include: to drink alcohol.
Definitions include: not abstaining from alcohol, usually after a period of sobriety.
Definitions include: to open bottles of alcohol.

Other terms relating to 'front':

Definitions include: acronym for "butt in front".
Definitions include: to pretend to be someone else.
Definitions include: childish name for the female genitalia.
Definitions include: the fatty area below the stomach and above the genitalia.
Definitions include: knowing that you're wrong, but won't admit it because you're too proud.
Definitions include: A lady's private parts.
Definitions include: To be off the front in bicycle racing means that you have jumped ahead of the main pack of riders.
Definitions include: a priority.
Definitions include: "shut the fuck up".

Other terms relating to 'in':

Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
Definitions include: a secret advantage.
Definitions include: involving everyone or everything.
Definitions include: doing something emphatically.
Definitions include: no chance.
Definitions include: something easy.
Definitions include: at some time before the present.
Definitions include: having resumed an activity that one had previously stopped performing.
Definitions include: included.
Definitions include: clitoris.
Definitions include: to intrude.
Definitions include: See barge in.
Definitions include: visible mucus in one's nostrils.
Definitions include: acronym for "be back in a bit", i.e. "I will return in a short amount of time."
Definitions include: never.

Other terms relating to 'lobotomy':

Definitions include: the act of removing the CPU from a computer in order to perform a replacement or upgrade.

Other terms relating to 'me':

Definitions include: "A person who I will not disclose told me..."
Definitions include: "A person who I will not disclose told me..."
Definitions include: "ask me anything".
Definitions include: a command, similar to "Go to hell!" (i.e. "Leave me alone!" "Go away!" etc.)
Definitions include: an angry retort; "bite me".
Definitions include: Similar to: "Let me know when you're acting normal again."
Definitions include: "come fuck me" boots.
Definitions include: telling someone to check you out.
Definitions include: "I was."
Definitions include: acronym for "cash rules everything around me".
Definitions include: to try one's patience.
Definitions include: see do me.
Definitions include: a dismissive retort; "go to hell"; "bite me".
Definitions include: "send me an e-mail."
Definitions include: an apology.

Other terms relating to 'of':

Definitions include: a worthless person.
Definitions include: sexual activity.
Definitions include: a good estimate.
Definitions include: a little crazy
Definitions include: of lower than average intelligence.
Definitions include: "not all there".
Definitions include: skittish.
Definitions include: an amount of violence.
Definitions include: having an opinion or belief prior to it becoming common or popular.
Definitions include: an impressive.
Definitions include: an impressive.
Definitions include: many.
Definitions include: better than all that.
Definitions include: the best.
Definitions include: something or someone cherished above all others.

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