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Definition of face like a workman's bench

face like a workman's bench

  • British. Used to describe a particularly ugly female.
    She's got a face like a workman's bench.

    Last edited on Mar 23 1999. Submitted by Harry N. from Lsu, Baton Rouge, LA 70820, USA on Mar 23 1999.

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