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Definition of wank

wank    

adjective

noun

noun - uncountable

  • worthless things.
                                                       

    Citation from "Cooking the Books", Black Books (TV), Season 1 Episode 1 (2000) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.

    Last edited on Oct 09 2011. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Oct 09 2011.

verb

  • to masturbate, especially male masturbation. Origin: British. Also have a wank.
    My mother caught me wanking, and now she isn't speaking to me.

    Last edited on Aug 21 1997. Submitted by Andy from Maidenhead, Windsor and Maidenhead, UK on Aug 21 1997.

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    to play a musical instrument with technical proficiency but without emotion or soul.
    That guitar player has talent, but he was just wanking.

    Last edited on Oct 09 2011. Submitted by Leslie from Minnesota, USA on Jun 03 1998.

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    to complain or generally be unpleasant; "be a wanker".
    He was wankin' about the food'

    Last edited on Oct 09 2011. Submitted by KJ from Tahoe, New Hope, PA 18938, USA on Apr 03 1999.

  • to spend time on pointless activity.
    Stop wanking and get back to work.

    Last edited on Jul 01 2002. Submitted by David S. from New York, NY, USA on Jul 01 2002.

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Other terms relating to 'British, UK slang (list of)':

Definitions include: upset, disappointed.
Definitions include: acronym for "dirtbag index", an insulting notation used by doctors in the UK on medical charts.
Definitions include: abbreviated form of "isn't it".
Definitions include: a "Yank", i.e. a person from the USA.
Definitions include: "Bollocks" is also the present tense and plural form of bollock.
Definitions include: an insulting notation used by doctors in the UK on medical charts.
Definitions include: a small bet or wager.
Definitions include: to leave.
Definitions include: acronym for "funny looking kid", an insult used by doctors in the UK on medical charts.
Definitions include: "thank you."
Definitions include: a member of a British subculture characterized by low- or middle-class youths with characteristics such as wearing athletic clothing, Burberry brand clothing, and gold chains, listening to rap music, driving low-end but "souped up" automobiles, and engaging in drunken and other crass behavior.
Definitions include: nose.
Definitions include: acronym for "unexplained beer injury", used on medical charts by doctors in the UK.
Definitions include: an idiotic or incompetent person.
Definitions include: extremely tired.

Other terms relating to 'bad, poor, sucks, common, generally displeasing':

Definitions include: anything displeasing.
Definitions include: poor quality; "second-rate".
Definitions include: censored version of "bullshit".
Definitions include: of poor quality; inadequate; displeasing.
Definitions include: missing or misplaced.
Definitions include: Most uses of "shit" also work with "crap", except where noted below.
Definitions include: a disliked person.
Definitions include: displeasing; "uncool".
Definitions include: lacking excitement or people; "boring".
Definitions include: displeasing.
Definitions include: Fuckward.
Definitions include: sexual contact.
Definitions include: very displeasing; "horrible".
Definitions include: "shitty".
Definitions include: "shit".

Other terms relating to 'to insult, complain, criticize':

Definitions include: misspelling of "ream".
Definitions include: to say a "neg" (as described in the noun sense) to a person.
Definitions include: to criticize.
Definitions include: to flatulate.
Definitions include: spelling variant of dis.
Definitions include: to criticize.
Definitions include: An acronym has been invented for the term, but long after the term entered use: "Beautiful Intellectuals That Cause Hard-ons."
Definitions include: to insult for fun; "make fun of".
Definitions include: a paper notebook passed between peers at a school, in which they write mean things about classmates and others.
Definitions include: a friend.
Definitions include: to make fun of.
Definitions include: exclamation used in response to a burn or an instance of outsmarting someone.
Definitions include: See hit back.
Definitions include: to smoke marijuana.
Definitions include: to criticize.

Other terms relating to 'to masturbate':

Definitions include: To frequently masturbate oneself excessively and/or violently.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: of a female, to masturbate.
Definitions include: a general insult; "jerk", "asshole".
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: a session of masturbation.
Definitions include: to masturbate.

Other terms relating to 'to play music, an instrument':

Definitions include: to pretend to play a musical instrument, especially a guitar.
Definitions include: to play records.
Definitions include: to play the piano.
Definitions include: to have sex.
Definitions include: admission paid to get into a bar, dance club, etc.
Definitions include: imitation of a sound effect traditionally used in cartoons after something unfortunate happens to a character.
Definitions include: to fight.
Definitions include: a form of dance/mime in which a person mimes playing a guitar while music is playing.
Definitions include: to leave.

Other terms relating to 'to waste time':

Definitions include: to waste time, mess around.
Definitions include: a project that is capable of consuming a practically unlimited amount of time.
Definitions include: to be standing or sitting somewhere.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to waste time in order to avoid confrontation or a potentially uncomfortable situation.
Definitions include: to make an irreparable (possibly tragic) mistake.
Definitions include: to waste time.
Definitions include: to do nothing of value.
Definitions include: to waste one's time.
Definitions include: a waste of time and/or money.
Definitions include: to waste time; "dawdle".
Definitions include: to waste time or do something of non-importance.
Definitions include: to engage in an unproductive activity; waste time.
Definitions include: to engage in intimate sexual activities; "mess around".
Definitions include: to spend time on a non-productive activity; "waste time".

Other terms relating to 'uncool person, jerk, asshole (general insults - list of)':

Definitions include: extremely ugly.
Definitions include: "bitch".
Definitions include: a disliked person.
Definitions include: a lame person.
Definitions include: a general insult; "dickhead".
Definitions include: to lie to; deceive.
Definitions include: a despicable person.
Definitions include: a female who performs fellatio frequently.
Definitions include: a sick (demented) fuck (despicable person.)
Definitions include: penis.
Definitions include: a general insulting form of address.
Definitions include: general derogatory term for a person.
Definitions include: an idiot.
Definitions include: to have sex (with).
Definitions include: to severely injure (a person) or damage or ruin (a thing.)

Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'wank':

Definitions include: secret masturbation in one's pocket.
Definitions include: a person who stimulates the penis of ("wanks") a dog.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: the sex act in which a man places his erect penis between a woman's breast, and the woman uses her breasts to stimulate the penis.
Definitions include: a masturbator, usu. male.
Definitions include: very drunk.
Definitions include: a derogatory term for a small town or rural area.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: a great amount.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: 2nd rate, or shit.
Definitions include: a hand.
Definitions include: an annoying, unpleasant, inconsequential person, who is about as enjoyable to deal with as the mess resulting from masturbation

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