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Definition of fuck the dog
fuck the dog
verb
- to do nothing of value.
Person A: What are you up to?
Person B: Just fucking the dog.Person A: What are you going to do tonight?
Person B: Oh, I'll probably just fuck the dog.If it's a choice between going out and maybe screwing the pooch or staying home and fucking the dog, I'll take fucking the dog every time.
- See more words with the same meaning: to waste time.
Last edited on Apr 17 2013. Submitted by Dave C. from Ottawa, ON, Canada on Jun 18 1999.
- to waste time while at one's job. May involve feigning productive work.
I totally fucked the dog at work today.
Fridays are fuck the dog day.
- See more words with the same meaning: business (related to).
- See more words with the same meaning: to waste time.
Last edited on Jan 04 2011. Submitted by Dave C. from Ottawa, ON, Canada on Jun 18 1999.
notes
- Predominantly Canadian expression. Variants include "screw the pooch", "ducked the fog". Used by French Canadians as "fourrer le chien."
Also "dog fucker": a person who never does anything of redeeming value.Last edited on Jan 04 2011. Submitted by Dave C. from Ottawa, ON, Canada on Jun 18 1999.
- also "fucking the dog and selling puppies"
Last edited on Jan 04 2011. Submitted by Kim G. from Kitchener, ON, Canada on Sep 06 2006.
- also "screwing the pooch and selling the puppies"
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Other terms relating to 'business (related to)': | |
| Definitions include: the acquisition of one company by another, for the purpose of acquiring the employees more so than other aspects of the company's business. | |
| Definitions include: "very". | |
| Definitions include: a bathroom break. | |
| Definitions include: shortened form of "business." | |
| Definitions include: press conference. | |
| Definitions include: a fictional business report made popular by the film "Office Space" and used in the TV show "Lost." | |
| Definitions include: to take something vertical, i.e. to upper management. | |
| Definitions include: McDonald's. | |
| Definitions include: the busy, hectic modern urban lifestyle. | |
| Definitions include: "specification". | |
| Definitions include: a small, often decrepit business. | |
| Definitions include: more than ramen profitable. | |
| Definitions include: of a product, as-is rather than custom-built. | |
| Definitions include: the pursuit of money. | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "end of business", i.e. the end of the business day. | |
Other terms relating to 'to waste time': | |
| Definitions include: to waste time, mess around. | |
| Definitions include: to engage in an unproductive activity; waste time. | |
| Definitions include: to waste time; "dawdle". | |
| Definitions include: a waste of time and/or money. | |
| Definitions include: to waste time or do something of non-importance. | |
| Definitions include: to engage in sexual activity; "fool around". | |
| Definitions include: to waste time. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to be standing or sitting somewhere. | |
| Definitions include: a project that is capable of consuming a practically unlimited amount of time. | |
| Definitions include: a sexual practice in which a group of men stand in a circle and engage in mutual masturbation, with or without interpersonal contact. | |
| Definitions include: something that's easy. | |
| Definitions include: to waste one's time. | |
| Definitions include: to make an irreparable (possibly tragic) mistake. | |
| Definitions include: to engage in intimate sexual activities; "mess around". | |
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Other terms relating to 'dog': | |
| Definitions include: a mythical creature who is extremely happy or fortunate. | |
| Definitions include: be in serious trouble. | |
| Definitions include: the best at something; "the man". | |
| Definitions include: to start drinking alcohol again in the morning to avoid feeling hung-over. | |
| Definitions include: two people who become enemies and make conflicts. | |
| Definitions include: raining hard. | |
| Definitions include: one of many apocryphal sex "moves". | |
| Definitions include: When a person deficates between a females breasts and then "titty fucks" that female | |
| Definitions include: very crazy. | |
| Definitions include: alternate spelling of dog. | |
| Definitions include: a mess, from "dog's breakfast." | |
| Definitions include: daughter; acronym for "dear daughter". | |
| Definitions include: to engage in an unproductive activity; waste time. | |
| Definitions include: a friend. | |
| Definitions include: "dog and bone" is Cockney slang for phone. | |
Other terms relating to 'fuck': | |
| Definitions include: "fuck you". | |
| Definitions include: absolutely. | |
| Definitions include: very absolutely. | |
| Definitions include: acronym of "all fucked up." | |
| Definitions include: meaning caring about everything. | |
| Definitions include: acronym of "adios mother fucker." | |
| Definitions include: an intensifier. | |
| Definitions include: 1. To be highly intoxicated on drugs and/or alcohol | |
| Definitions include: a person who is stupid or doing something dumb. | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "bad-ass mother fucker". | |
| Definitions include: "Get ready for some serious trouble." | |
| Definitions include: acronym of "big fucking deal." | |
| Definitions include: acronym for Butt-Fuck, Egypt. | |
| Definitions include: a bitch-ass motherfucker. | |
| Definitions include: to over-think something, well beyond what is needed; to consider and reconsider and reconsider again often leading to an inability to make a decision. | |
Other terms relating to 'the': | |
| Definitions include: the real information or the proof, instruction, the know how, where, when, and why about something or someone. | |
| Definitions include: walking, generally as opposed to driving. | |
| Definitions include: interrogation. | |
| Definitions include: extremely intoxicated | |
| Definitions include: information. | |
| Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting. | |
| Definitions include: a good estimate. | |
| Definitions include: a secret advantage. | |
| Definitions include: inclusive. | |
| Definitions include: to make a bad situation worse. | |
| Definitions include: with the amount of time left to finish a task rapidly disappearing. | |
| Definitions include: having an opinion or belief prior to it becoming common or popular. | |
| Definitions include: of a male, to urinate. | |
| Definitions include: Someone being butthurt over having something, they do to others regularly, done to the them | |
| Definitions include: secret sexual activity with a person other than one's partner. | |
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