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Definition of as fucked up as a football bat

as fucked up as a football bat


  • 1. To be highly intoxicated on drugs and/or alcohol 2. Very strange or peculiar
    I smoked some crystal last night and that shit had me fuck'd up as a football bat!

    Last edited on Feb 12 2017. Submitted by KingofGVL from Greenville, SC, USA on Feb 12 2017.

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