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Definition of look like a monkey fucking a football

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Other terms relating to 'to lose, be defeated, fail':

Definitions include: to fail.
Definitions include: to fail or err due to pressure.
Definitions include: See school.
Definitions include: to be severely defeated.
Definitions include: to fail.
Definitions include: to completely fail a task.
Definitions include: to be unsuccessful.
Definitions include: to make an irreparable (possibly tragic) mistake.
Definitions include: a total failure.
Definitions include: anything great, cool, awesome.
Definitions include: to experience traumatic physical contact with a stationary object.
Definitions include: in "professional wrestling," a wrestler who intentionally loses to improve the image of the winner.
Definitions include: a "professional wrestler" who loses matches so as to build up a featured wrestler's win/loss record and crowd appeal.
Definitions include: to fail.
Definitions include: strange, stupid; "weird".

Other terms relating to 'to make a mistake, be incorrect, err':

Definitions include: an erection.
Definitions include: to arrive unexpectedly and uninvited, esp. to a social function such as a party or ceremony.
Definitions include: to take advantage of.
Definitions include: a replacement word for fuck.
Definitions include: to make a mistake.
Definitions include: to not like something you like.
Definitions include: to take LSD.
Definitions include: confused, ruined; "messed up".
Definitions include: to ruin; "mess up".
Definitions include: a person or object that erred.
Definitions include: to be mistaken.
Definitions include: a funny or silly person. Also goof-ball.
Definitions include: to be of poor quality, displeasing.
Definitions include: sexual activity.
Definitions include: to err; "mess up".

Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'a':

Definitions include: amphetamine.
Definitions include: the best.
Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
Definitions include: sexual activity.
Definitions include: In the West/Central Canadian accent, "about" is pronounced somewhere between "aboot" and "a boat".
Definitions include: a little crazy
Definitions include: an unspecified small number.
Definitions include: to play around.
Definitions include: very common.
Definitions include: a mythical creature who is extremely happy or fortunate.
Definitions include: a non-specified price.
Definitions include: a non-specified price.
Definitions include: to collide with a tree.
Definitions include: an ugly face.
Definitions include: a few drinks of alcohol.

Other terms relating to 'football':

Definitions include: a situation that's out of the ordinary.
Definitions include: a popular athlete at a school.

Other terms relating to 'fuck':

Definitions include: "fuck you".
Definitions include: absolutely.
Definitions include: very absolutely.
Definitions include: acronym of "all fucked up."
Definitions include: meaning caring about everything.
Definitions include: acronym of "adios mother fucker."
Definitions include: an intensifier.
Definitions include: a person who is stupid or doing something dumb.
Definitions include: acronym for "bad-ass mother fucker".
Definitions include: "Get ready for some serious trouble."
Definitions include: acronym of "big fucking deal."
Definitions include: acronym for Butt-Fuck, Egypt.
Definitions include: to over-think something, well beyond what is needed; to consider and reconsider and reconsider again often leading to an inability to make a decision.
Definitions include: a "friend" who is having sex with one of one's girlfriend or one of one's ex-girlfriends, without your expressed consent or permission.
Definitions include: "butt fuck".

Other terms relating to 'like':

Definitions include: to act superior.
Definitions include: See act like (one's) shit doesn't stink.
Definitions include: to say, in reported speech or conversation.
Definitions include: to be present in large numbers.
Definitions include: to bleed profusely.
Definitions include: to have many children.
Definitions include: of a woman, to be well-endowed.
Definitions include: large, muscular, and strongly built.
Definitions include: to have a large penis
Definitions include: acronym for "dad I'd like to fuck".
Definitions include: acronym for "do I look like I give a shit."
Definitions include: to drink alcohol to excess.
Definitions include: to die with others in a large group, usually within a short span of time.
Definitions include: nice buttocks.
Definitions include: when eating, to often eat a little.

Other terms relating to 'look':

Definitions include: acronym for "do I look like I give a shit."
Definitions include: an angered glance.
Definitions include: acronym for "funny looking kid", an insult used by doctors in the UK on medical charts.
Definitions include: acronym for "good looking mum", used on medical charts by doctors in the UK.
Definitions include: "Thank you."
Definitions include: to examine.
Definitions include: acronym for "looking for".
Definitions include: acronym for "looks good to me".
Definitions include: to judge a gift harshly.
Definitions include: to be alert.
Definitions include: the general appearance of software or a website.
Definitions include: don't look at me like that.
Definitions include: look at everything.
Definitions include: to act superior.
Definitions include: an attractive person.

Other terms relating to 'monkey':

Definitions include: to be or act totally stupid
Definitions include: very cold.
Definitions include: a silly or ineffectual person.
Definitions include: extremely intoxicated.
Definitions include: a Frenchman.
Definitions include: a person who writes (source) code; "programmer".
Definitions include: a person who has a menial job and who works at a desk.
Definitions include: a funky person.
Definitions include: to care a tiny amount, always used in the negative
Definitions include: to severely injure someone.
Definitions include: a mechanic.
Definitions include: This theorem has been traced to the mathematician E'mile Borel in 1913, and was first popularized by the astronomer Sir Arthur Eddington.
Definitions include: One who cleans up ejaculate at a peepshow.
Definitions include: someone with muscles who looks big and macho.
Definitions include: 500 pounds sterling (500L).

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