Definition of look like a monkey fucking a football
look like a monkey fucking a football 
verb
- to perform terribly.
Citation from Days of Thunder (1990 film) blacked out to resolve Google's penalty against this site.- See more words with the same meaning: to lose, be defeated, fail.
- See more words with the same meaning: to make a mistake, be incorrect, err.
Last edited on Feb 18 2011. Submitted by cheryl s. on Oct 30 2004.
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Other terms relating to 'to lose, be defeated, fail': | |
| Definitions include: to fail. | |
| Definitions include: to fail or err due to pressure. | |
| Definitions include: See school. | |
| Definitions include: to be severely defeated. | |
| Definitions include: to fail. | |
| Definitions include: to completely fail a task. | |
| Definitions include: to be unsuccessful. | |
| Definitions include: to make an irreparable (possibly tragic) mistake. | |
| Definitions include: a total failure. | |
| Definitions include: anything great, cool, awesome. | |
| Definitions include: to experience traumatic physical contact with a stationary object. | |
| Definitions include: in "professional wrestling," a wrestler who intentionally loses to improve the image of the winner. | |
| Definitions include: a "professional wrestler" who loses matches so as to build up a featured wrestler's win/loss record and crowd appeal. | |
| Definitions include: to fail. | |
| Definitions include: strange, stupid; "weird". | |
Other terms relating to 'to make a mistake, be incorrect, err': | |
| Definitions include: an erection. | |
| Definitions include: to arrive unexpectedly and uninvited, esp. to a social function such as a party or ceremony. | |
| Definitions include: to take advantage of. | |
| Definitions include: a replacement word for fuck. | |
| Definitions include: to make a mistake. | |
| Definitions include: to not like something you like. | |
| Definitions include: to take LSD. | |
| Definitions include: confused, ruined; "messed up". | |
| Definitions include: to ruin; "mess up". | |
| Definitions include: a person or object that erred. | |
| Definitions include: to be mistaken. | |
| Definitions include: a funny or silly person. Also goof-ball. | |
| Definitions include: to be of poor quality, displeasing. | |
| Definitions include: sexual activity. | |
| Definitions include: to err; "mess up". | |
Slang terms with the same root words
Other terms relating to 'a': | |
| Definitions include: amphetamine. | |
| Definitions include: the best. | |
| Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting. | |
| Definitions include: sexual activity. | |
| Definitions include: In the West/Central Canadian accent, "about" is pronounced somewhere between "aboot" and "a boat". | |
| Definitions include: a little crazy | |
| Definitions include: an unspecified small number. | |
| Definitions include: Playing around | |
| Definitions include: very common. | |
| Definitions include: a mythical creature who is extremely happy or fortunate. | |
| Definitions include: a non-specified price. | |
| Definitions include: a non-specified price. | |
| Definitions include: to collide with a tree. | |
| Definitions include: an ugly face. | |
| Definitions include: a few drinks of alcohol. | |
Other terms relating to 'football': | |
| Definitions include: a situation that's out of the ordinary. | |
| Definitions include: a popular athlete at a school. | |
Other terms relating to 'fuck': | |
| Definitions include: "fuck you". | |
| Definitions include: absolutely. | |
| Definitions include: very absolutely. | |
| Definitions include: acronym of "all fucked up." | |
| Definitions include: Meaning caring about everything. | |
| Definitions include: acronym of "adios mother fucker." | |
| Definitions include: an intensifier. | |
| Definitions include: a person who is stupid or doing something dumb. | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "bad-ass mother fucker". | |
| Definitions include: acronym of "big fucking deal." | |
| Definitions include: acronym for Butt-Fuck, Egypt. | |
| Definitions include: to over-think something, well beyond what is needed; to consider and reconsider and reconsider again often leading to an inability to make a decision. | |
| Definitions include: a "friend" who is having sex with one of one's girlfriend or one of one's ex-girlfriends, without your expressed consent or permission. | |
| Definitions include: "butt fuck". | |
| Definitions include: of a person, crazy. | |
Other terms relating to 'like': | |
| Definitions include: to act superior. | |
| Definitions include: See act like (one's) shit doesn't stink. | |
| Definitions include: to say, in reported speech or conversation. | |
| Definitions include: to be present in large numbers. | |
| Definitions include: to bleed profusely. | |
| Definitions include: to have many children. | |
| Definitions include: of a woman, to be well-endowed. | |
| Definitions include: large, muscular, and strongly built. | |
| Definitions include: to have a large penis | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "dad I'd like to fuck". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "do I look like I give a shit." | |
| Definitions include: to drink alcohol to excess. | |
| Definitions include: to die with others in a large group, usually within a short span of time. | |
| Definitions include: nice buttocks. | |
| Definitions include: when eating, to often eat a little. | |
Other terms relating to 'look': | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "do I look like I give a shit." | |
| Definitions include: an angered glance. | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "funny looking kid", an insult used by doctors in the UK on medical charts. | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "good looking mum", used on medical charts by doctors in the UK. | |
| Definitions include: Thank you. | |
| Definitions include: to examine. | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "looking for". | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "looks good to me". | |
| Definitions include: to judge a gift harshly. | |
| Definitions include: to be alert. | |
| Definitions include: the general appearance of software or a website. | |
| Definitions include: don't look at me like that. | |
| Definitions include: look at everything. | |
| Definitions include: to act superior. | |
| Definitions include: an attractive person. | |
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Other terms relating to 'monkey': | |
| Definitions include: to be or act totally stupid | |
| Definitions include: very cold. | |
| Definitions include: a silly or ineffectual person. | |
| Definitions include: extremely intoxicated. | |
| Definitions include: a Frenchman. | |
| Definitions include: a person who writes (source) code; "programmer". | |
| Definitions include: a person who has a menial job and who works at a desk. | |
| Definitions include: a funky person. | |
| Definitions include: to care a tiny amount, always used in the negative | |
| Definitions include: to severely injure someone. | |
| Definitions include: a mechanic. | |
| Definitions include: This theorem has been traced to the mathematician E'mile Borel in 1913, and was first popularized by the astronomer Sir Arthur Eddington. | |
| Definitions include: One who cleans up ejaculate at a peepshow. | |
| Definitions include: someone with muscles who looks big and macho. | |
| Definitions include: 500 pounds sterling (500L). | |
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