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Definition of ass monkey

ass monkey

adjective

  • a complete idiot
    That guy is such an ass-monkey!

    Last edited on Aug 24 2004. Submitted by M. W. from Louisiana, USA on Aug 24 2004.

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Slang terms with the same meaning

Other terms relating to 'uncool person, jerk, asshole (general insults - list of)':

Definitions include: "douche bag".
Definitions include: a useless person.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: a despicable person.
Definitions include: a despicable person.
Definitions include: a stupid acting person.
Definitions include: variation of "douchebag", but deemed far worse.
Definitions include: general insult.
Definitions include: to show interest in a member of the opposite sex by flirting or trying to be noticed.
Definitions include: worthless.
Definitions include: a general insult; "dickhead".
Definitions include: Not an insult necessarily.
Definitions include: derogatory term for a female
Definitions include: a person who is offensive, pompous, rude, unkind, impolite, etc.; "jerk".
Definitions include: shortened form of "douche bag."

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Other terms relating to 'ass':

Definitions include: pestering a person.
Definitions include: pestering multiple people.
Definitions include: short for ass-poopin'.
Definitions include: anything displeasing.
Definitions include: used after an adjective to indicate extremes or excessiveness; "very", "really", "extremely".
Definitions include: in reverse or totally incorrect
Definitions include: a general insult.
Definitions include: instance of flatulence.
Definitions include: Extreme halitosis.
Definitions include: solid bodily waste discharged through the anus.
Definitions include: a despicable person.
Definitions include: one who appears foolish, like a clown.
Definitions include: the cleft between the buttocks.
Definitions include: very early in the day.
Definitions include: is where you get money for sittin' on your ass.

Other terms relating to 'monkey':

Definitions include: very cold.
Definitions include: a silly or ineffectual person.
Definitions include: extremely intoxicated.
Definitions include: a Frenchman.
Definitions include: a person who writes (source) code; "programmer".
Definitions include: a person who has a menial job and who works at a desk.
Definitions include: a funky person.
Definitions include: to care a tiny amount, always used in the negative
Definitions include: to severely injure someone.
Definitions include: a mechanic.
Definitions include: This theorem has been traced to the mathematician E'mile Borel in 1913, and was first popularized by the astronomer Sir Arthur Eddington.
Definitions include: One who cleans up ejaculate at a peepshow.
Definitions include: someone with muscles who looks big and macho.
Definitions include: This describes one who is handy and skilled at stimulating penises.
Definitions include: to perform terribly.

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