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Definition of ass monkey
ass monkey
- to be or act totally stupid
Stop being such an ass monkey !
- See more words with the same meaning: uncool person, jerk, asshole (general insults - list of).
Last edited on Feb 01 2000. Submitted by ass-monkey on Feb 01 2000.
adjective
- a complete idiot
That guy is such an ass-monkey!
Last edited on Aug 24 2004. Submitted by M. W. from Louisiana, USA on Aug 24 2004.
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Other terms relating to 'uncool person, jerk, asshole (general insults - list of)': | |
| Definitions include: a general insult. | |
| Definitions include: a person who doesn't meet the speaker's notion of cool. | |
| Definitions include: a general insult; "jerk"; "asshole". | |
| Definitions include: a dumb, stupid, lame, or slow person. | |
| Definitions include: bastard. | |
| Definitions include: an unpleasant female; bitch. | |
| Definitions include: a general insult, usually applied to females. | |
| Definitions include: one who appears foolish, like a clown. | |
| Definitions include: a person who is a cunt. | |
| Definitions include: a despicable person. | |
| Definitions include: a general insult; "dickhead". | |
| Definitions include: general insult; "lame person". | |
| Definitions include: shortened form of "douche bag." | |
| Definitions include: a piece of fecal matter; "loaf". | |
| Definitions include: alternate spelling/pronunciation of "bitch. | |
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Other terms relating to 'ass': | |
| Definitions include: pestering a person. | |
| Definitions include: pestering multiple people. | |
| Definitions include: short for ass-poopin'. | |
| Definitions include: anything displeasing. | |
| Definitions include: used after an adjective to indicate extremes or excessiveness; "very", "really", "extremely". | |
| Definitions include: In reverse or totally incorrect | |
| Definitions include: a general insult. | |
| Definitions include: a despicable person. | |
| Definitions include: one who appears foolish, like a clown. | |
| Definitions include: the cleft between the buttocks. | |
| Definitions include: very early in the day. | |
| Definitions include: is where you get money for sittin' on your ass. | |
| Definitions include: some location extremely far away. | |
| Definitions include: feces; "poop". | |
| Definitions include: a person who behaves in an offensive, pompous manner; "ass". | |
Other terms relating to 'monkey': | |
| Definitions include: very cold. | |
| Definitions include: a silly or ineffectual person. | |
| Definitions include: Extremely intoxicated. | |
| Definitions include: a Frenchman. | |
| Definitions include: a person who writes (source) code; "programmer". | |
| Definitions include: a person who has a menial job and who works at a desk. | |
| Definitions include: a funky person. | |
| Definitions include: to care a tiny amount, always used in the negative | |
| Definitions include: to severely injure someone. | |
| Definitions include: a mechanic. | |
| Definitions include: This theorem has been traced to the mathematician E'mile Borel in 1913, and was first popularized by the astronomer Sir Arthur Eddington. | |
| Definitions include: One who cleans up ejaculate at a peepshow. | |
| Definitions include: someone with muscles who looks big and macho. | |
| Definitions include: to perform terribly. | |
| Definitions include: 500 pounds sterling (500L). | |
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