Definition of jizz monkey

jizz monkey

• One who cleans up ejaculate at a peepshow.

  You want to be a jiz monkey when you grow up.

  Last edited on Feb 20 1998. Submitted by Khameleon R. from Midwest, WY, USA on Feb 20 1998.

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Other terms relating to 'jizz':
jizz	Definitions include: stuff.
jizz on	Definitions include: to be told off; to be corrected; to be made fun of to the point of humility.
jizz rag	Definitions include: a piece of clothing or fabric used to contain the jizz (semen) ejaculated from masturbation.
Other terms relating to 'monkey':
*ss monkey	Definitions include: to be or act totally stupid
brass monkeys	Definitions include: very cold.
butt monkey	Definitions include: a silly or ineffectual person.
butt monkeyed	Definitions include: extremely intoxicated.
cheese-eating surrender monkey	Definitions include: a Frenchman.
code monkey	Definitions include: a person who writes (source) code; "programmer".
desk monkey	Definitions include: a person who has a menial job and who works at a desk.
funky monkey	Definitions include: a funky person.
give a monkey's	Definitions include: to care a tiny amount, always used in the negative
go iron monkey	Definitions include: to severely injure someone.
grease monkey	Definitions include: a mechanic.
Infinite-Monkey Theorem	Definitions include: This theorem has been traced to the mathematician E'mile Borel in 1913, and was first popularized by the astronomer Sir Arthur Eddington.
juice monkey	Definitions include: someone with muscles who looks big and macho.
Like a monkey on a stick	Definitions include: This describes one who is handy and skilled at stimulating penises.
look like a monkey f*cking a football	Definitions include: to perform terribly.
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