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Definition of Like a monkey on a stick

Like a monkey on a stick

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  • This describes one who is handy and skilled at stimulating penises.

    Wonda Wonderpig was a monkey on a stick in bed with Ben Dover.

    Last edited on Jan 01 2017. Submitted by Dr. P.D. Fisher on Jan 01 2017.

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Other terms relating to 'a':

Definitions include: amphetamine.
Definitions include: the best.
Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
Definitions include: excessive.
Definitions include: sexual activity.
Definitions include: In the West/Central Canadian accent, "about" is pronounced somewhere between "aboot" and "a boat".
Definitions include: a little crazy
Definitions include: an unspecified small number.
Definitions include: to play around.
Definitions include: very common.
Definitions include: a mythical creature who is extremely happy or fortunate.
Definitions include: a non-specified price.
Definitions include: a non-specified price.
Definitions include: to collide with a tree.
Definitions include: an ugly face.

Other terms relating to 'like':

Definitions include: to act superior.
Definitions include: See act like (one's) shit doesn't stink.
Definitions include: to say, in reported speech or conversation.
Definitions include: to be present in large numbers.
Definitions include: to bleed profusely.
Definitions include: to have many children.
Definitions include: of a woman, to be well-endowed.
Definitions include: large, muscular, and strongly built.
Definitions include: to have a large penis
Definitions include: acronym for "dad I'd like to fuck".
Definitions include: acronym for "do I look like I give a shit."
Definitions include: to treat a person poorly, especially when there are witness(ed).
Definitions include: to drink alcohol to excess.
Definitions include: to die with others in a large group, usually within a short span of time.
Definitions include: This phrase means to stop something fully and finally.

Other terms relating to 'monkey':

Definitions include: to be or act totally stupid
Definitions include: very cold.
Definitions include: a silly or ineffectual person.
Definitions include: extremely intoxicated.
Definitions include: a Frenchman.
Definitions include: a person who writes (source) code; "programmer".
Definitions include: a person who has a menial job and who works at a desk.
Definitions include: a funky person.
Definitions include: to care a tiny amount, always used in the negative
Definitions include: to severely injure someone.
Definitions include: a mechanic.
Definitions include: This theorem has been traced to the mathematician E'mile Borel in 1913, and was first popularized by the astronomer Sir Arthur Eddington.
Definitions include: One who cleans up ejaculate at a peepshow.
Definitions include: someone with muscles who looks big and macho.
Definitions include: to perform terribly.

Other terms relating to 'on':

Definitions include: seemingly accidental but with a secret motive.
Definitions include: secret sexual activity with a person other than one's partner.
Definitions include: See on (one's) plate.
Definitions include: useless.
Definitions include: absolutely futile; pointless, worthless, inept or absurd; good-for-nothing or idiotic.
Definitions include: doing better after an unfavorable event.
Definitions include: returned to one's meth or crack addiction.
Definitions include: to insult for fun; "make fun of".
Definitions include: to leave (a relationship) or abandon.
Definitions include: to attempt to attract verbally; "hit on".
Definitions include: to test something before it is released or presented.
Definitions include: See barge in.
Definitions include: used to describe a person that is angry and is scolding at someone.
Definitions include: to be involved with.
Definitions include: to be present in large numbers.

Other terms relating to 'stick':

Definitions include: unattractive.
Definitions include: censored version of fuckstick.
Definitions include: a shotgun.
Definitions include: cigarette.
Definitions include: general exclamation.
Definitions include: a metaphorical stick one gets hit with to become informed (i.e. to get a clue.)
Definitions include: "Oh crap", that sucks, bummer. (Similar to "shitballs")
Definitions include: a cigarette.
Definitions include: cigarette.
Definitions include: penis.
Definitions include: interjection of disappointment.
Definitions include: a gun.
Definitions include: a cigarette.
Definitions include: a real idiot, a piece of shit of a person.
Definitions include: a derogatory term for an idiot.

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