Definition of as useless as tits on a boar hog

as useless as tits on a boar hog

expression

• absolutely futile; pointless, worthless, inept or absurd; good-for-nothing or idiotic. More commonly used in the southern US. See also worthless as tits on a boar hog.
  
  Refers to the effectiveness and biological necessity of nipples on a boar hog; "boar" being the general term for an uncastrated male pig therefore implies that because a boar hog lacks dairy-producing mammary glands, the nipples are rendered pointless and of no use.

  To convey a person's ineptitude, pointlessness or perhaps work ethic, one might say: "His teenage son is as useless as tits on a boar hog!"

  A two-wheel drive in the mud is as useless as tits on a boar hog.

  Last edited on May 23 2016. Submitted by M. Pearl Jones from Seattle, WA, USA on Sep 14 2015.

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a	Definitions include: amphetamine.
A-1	Definitions include: the best.
a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.	Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
a bit much	Definitions include: excessive.
a bit of how's your father	Definitions include: sexual activity.
a boat	Definitions include: In the West/Central Canadian accent, "about" is pronounced somewhere between "aboot" and "a boat".
a couple beers short of a six-pack	Definitions include: a little crazy
a couple three	Definitions include: an unspecified small number.
act a fool	Definitions include: to play around.
a dime a dozen	Definitions include: very common.
a dog with two d*cks	Definitions include: a mythical creature who is extremely happy or fortunate.
a dollar three eighty	Definitions include: a non-specified price.
a dollar three eightyfive	Definitions include: a non-specified price.
adopt a tree	Definitions include: to collide with a tree.
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AFAICS	Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I can see".
AFAICT	Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I can tell".
AFAIK	Definitions include: acronym of "as far as I know."
AFAIU	Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I understand".
AFAIUI	Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I understand it".
AKA	Definitions include: acronym of "Also Known As."
ASAHP	Definitions include: acronym for "as soon as humanly possible".
as all get-out	Definitions include: very; really; extremely.
as all hell	Definitions include: to a great extent.
as a mug	Definitions include: The term "mug" is used for comparison.
ASAP	Definitions include: acronym for "as soon as possible".
as balls	Definitions include: very.
as cheese	Definitions include: very; really; extremely.
as f*ck	Definitions include: an intensifier.
as f*cked up as a football bat	Definitions include: 1. To be highly intoxicated on drugs and/or alcohol
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Other terms relating to 'boar':
worthless as tits on a boar hog	Definitions include: very worthless.
Other terms relating to 'hog':
cheese hog	Definitions include: very obese person with visible cellulite.
go hogging	Definitions include: to go out seeking less desirable girls.
go whole hog	Definitions include: to perform with vigor.
hog	Definitions include: a police officer.
hog dive	Definitions include: to hook up with or have sex with an unattractive individual.
hog leg	Definitions include: Term for an unusually large and fat marijuana cigarette.
hog up	Definitions include: to eat like pigs.
hog-wild	Definitions include: very wild.
like a hog needs a side-saddle	Definitions include: similar to "like a hole in the head".
tundra hog	Definitions include: A rather large (Obese) woman from either Alaska or the Great White North.
went to sh*t and the hogs ate (one)	Definitions include: response to a question as to one's whereabouts.
worthless as tits on a boar hog	Definitions include: very worthless.
worthless as tits on a bore hog	Definitions include: misspelling of worthless as tits on a boar hog.
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accidentally on purpose	Definitions include: seemingly accidental but with a secret motive.
a little on the side	Definitions include: secret sexual activity with a person other than one's partner.
a lot on (one's) plate	Definitions include: See on (one's) plate.
as much use as a handbrake on a canoe	Definitions include: useless.
back on (one's) feet	Definitions include: doing better after an unfavorable event.
back on pipe	Definitions include: returned to one's meth or crack addiction.
bag on	Definitions include: to insult for fun; "make fun of".
bail on	Definitions include: to leave (a relationship) or abandon.
ball on	Definitions include: to attempt to attract verbally; "hit on".
bang on	Definitions include: to test something before it is released or presented.
barge in on	Definitions include: See barge in.
beast on	Definitions include: used to describe a person that is angry and is scolding at someone.
be in on	Definitions include: to be involved with.
be like flies on sh*t	Definitions include: to be present in large numbers.
be on cloud nine	Definitions include: to be very happy.
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Other terms relating to 'tit':
arse over tit	Definitions include: fallen in a dramatic fashion; "head over heels".
b*tch tit	Definitions include: a large breast on a male.
bump titties	Definitions include: to have sex.
colder than a witch's tit	Definitions include: extremely cold.
colder than a witch's titty in a brass bra	Definitions include: very cold.
disco tits	Definitions include: large, hairless pectoral muscles.
dummy-tit	Definitions include: a stupid person.
flip a tit	Definitions include: to become very mad or very angry at something or someone.
go tits-up	Definitions include: to fail.
have (one's) tit in a wringer	Definitions include: to be in a bad situation.
IBT	Definitions include: acronym for "itty bitty titty".
IBTC	Definitions include: acronym for "Itty Bitty Titty Committee".
Itty Bitty Titty Committee	Definitions include: a metaphorical group consisting of all women with itty bitty (small) titties (breasts).
Jesus titty-f*cking Christ	Definitions include: a general strong exclamation.
juggy tits	Definitions include: large breasts.
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Other terms relating to 'use':
as much use as a chocolate fireguard	Definitions include: useless.
as much use as a chocolate teapot	Definitions include: useless.
as much use as a handbrake on a canoe	Definitions include: useless.
use	Definitions include: to habitually take a drug or drink alcohol.
use coffee	Definitions include: use coffee
use in anger	Definitions include: to use for a real task, as opposed to just testing it out.
use (one's) words	Definitions include: to speak rather than resort to violence.
USer	Definitions include: a resident or citizen of the United States.
use-ta could	Definitions include: "use to be able to".

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