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Definition of as useless as tits on a boar hog

as useless as tits on a boar hog

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  • absolutely futile; pointless, worthless, inept or absurd; good-for-nothing or idiotic. More commonly used in the southern US. See also worthless as tits on a boar hog.

    Refers to the effectiveness and biological necessity of nipples on a boar hog; "boar" being the general term for an uncastrated male pig therefore implies that because a boar hog lacks dairy-producing mammary glands, the nipples are rendered pointless and of no use.
    To convey a person's ineptitude, pointlessness or perhaps work ethic, one might say: "His teenage son is as useless as tits on a boar hog!"
    A two-wheel drive in the mud is as useless as tits on a boar hog.

    Last edited on May 23 2016. Submitted by M. Pearl Jones from Seattle, WA, USA on Sep 14 2015.

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Definitions include: an intensifier.
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Other terms relating to 'boar':

Definitions include: very worthless.

Other terms relating to 'hog':

Definitions include: very obese person with visible cellulite.
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Definitions include: misspelling of worthless as tits on a boar hog.

Other terms relating to 'on':

Definitions include: seemingly accidental but with a secret motive.
Definitions include: secret sexual activity with a person other than one's partner.
Definitions include: See on (one's) plate.
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Other terms relating to 'tit':

Definitions include: fallen in a dramatic fashion; "head over heels".
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