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Definition of as useless as tits on a boar hog

as useless as tits on a boar hog

expression

  • absolutely futile; pointless, worthless, inept or absurd; good-for-nothing or idiotic. More commonly used in the southern US. See also worthless as tits on a boar hog.

    Refers to the effectiveness and biological necessity of nipples on a boar hog; "boar" being the general term for an uncastrated male pig therefore implies that because a boar hog lacks dairy-producing mammary glands, the nipples are rendered pointless and of no use.
    To convey a person's ineptitude, pointlessness or perhaps work ethic, one might say: "His teenage son is as useless as tits on a boar hog!"
    A two-wheel drive in the mud is as useless as tits on a boar hog.

    Last edited on May 23 2016. Submitted by M. Pearl Jones from Seattle, WA, USA on Sep 14 2015.

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Other terms relating to 'a':

Definitions include: amphetamine.
Definitions include: the best.
Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
Definitions include: excessive.
Definitions include: sexual activity.
Definitions include: In the West/Central Canadian accent, "about" is pronounced somewhere between "aboot" and "a boat".
Definitions include: a little crazy
Definitions include: an unspecified small number.
Definitions include: to play around.
Definitions include: very common.
Definitions include: a mythical creature who is extremely happy or fortunate.
Definitions include: a non-specified price.
Definitions include: a non-specified price.
Definitions include: to collide with a tree.
Definitions include: an ugly face.

Other terms relating to 'as':

Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I can see".
Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I can tell".
Definitions include: acronym of "as far as I know."
Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I understand".
Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I understand it".
Definitions include: acronym of "Also Known As."
Definitions include: acronym for "as soon as humanly possible".
Definitions include: very; really; extremely.
Definitions include: to a great extent.
Definitions include: The term "mug" is used for comparison.
Definitions include: acronym for "as soon as possible".
Definitions include: very.
Definitions include: very; really; extremely.
Definitions include: an intensifier.
Definitions include: happy and content.

Other terms relating to 'boar':

Definitions include: very worthless.

Other terms relating to 'hog':

Definitions include: very obese person with visible cellulite.
Definitions include: to go out seeking less desirable girls.
Definitions include: to perform with vigor.
Definitions include: a police officer.
Definitions include: to hook up with or have sex with an unattractive individual.
Definitions include: Term for an unusually large and fat marijuana cigarette.
Definitions include: to eat like pigs.
Definitions include: very wild.
Definitions include: similar to "like a hole in the head".
Definitions include: A rather large (Obese) woman from either Alaska or the Great White North.
Definitions include: response to a question as to one's whereabouts.
Definitions include: very worthless.
Definitions include: misspelling of worthless as tits on a boar hog.

Other terms relating to 'on':

Definitions include: seemingly accidental but with a secret motive.
Definitions include: secret sexual activity with a person other than one's partner.
Definitions include: See on (one's) plate.
Definitions include: useless.
Definitions include: doing better after an unfavorable event.
Definitions include: returned to one's meth or crack addiction.
Definitions include: to insult for fun; "make fun of".
Definitions include: to leave (a relationship) or abandon.
Definitions include: to attempt to attract verbally; "hit on".
Definitions include: to test something before it is released or presented.
Definitions include: See barge in.
Definitions include: used to describe a person that is angry and is scolding at someone.
Definitions include: to be involved with.
Definitions include: to be present in large numbers.
Definitions include: to be very happy.

Other terms relating to 'tit':

Definitions include: fallen in a dramatic fashion; "head over heels".
Definitions include: a large breast on a male.
Definitions include: to have sex.
Definitions include: extremely cold.
Definitions include: very cold.
Definitions include: large, hairless pectoral muscles.
Definitions include: a stupid person.
Definitions include: to become very mad or very angry at something or someone.
Definitions include: to fail.
Definitions include: to be in a bad situation.
Definitions include: acronym for "itty bitty titty".
Definitions include: acronym for "Itty Bitty Titty Committee".
Definitions include: a metaphorical group consisting of all women with itty bitty (small) titties (breasts).
Definitions include: a general strong exclamation.
Definitions include: large breasts.

Other terms relating to 'use':

Definitions include: useless.
Definitions include: useless.
Definitions include: useless.
Definitions include: to habitually take a drug or drink alcohol.
Definitions include: use coffee
Definitions include: to use for a real task, as opposed to just testing it out.
Definitions include: to speak rather than resort to violence.
Definitions include: a resident or citizen of the United States.
Definitions include: "use to be able to".

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