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Definition of as much use as a chocolate fireguard

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Slang terms with the same meaning

Other terms relating to 'unimportant, useless':

Definitions include: Most uses of "shit" also work with "crap", except where noted below.
Definitions include: an unimportant thing.
Definitions include: a big deal.
Definitions include: useless.
Definitions include: feeble.
Definitions include: To Have sex.
Definitions include: something insignificant.
Definitions include: useless.
Definitions include: acronym of "big fucking deal."
Definitions include: a person who is inconsequential, irrelevant, small, unimportant, or worthless.
Definitions include: something with little effect because - compared to everything else - it's very small.
Definitions include: Pap, or pap smear, is usually used in describing people that aren't liked, in general.
Definitions include: insignificant.
Definitions include: sarcastic interjection to espouse one's belief that the subject isn't a big deal.
Definitions include: ghetto

Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'a':

Definitions include: amphetamine.
Definitions include: the best.
Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
Definitions include: sexual activity.
Definitions include: In the West/Central Canadian accent, "about" is pronounced somewhere between "aboot" and "a boat".
Definitions include: a little crazy
Definitions include: an unspecified small number.
Definitions include: to play around.
Definitions include: very common.
Definitions include: a mythical creature who is extremely happy or fortunate.
Definitions include: a non-specified price.
Definitions include: a non-specified price.
Definitions include: to collide with a tree.
Definitions include: an ugly face.
Definitions include: a few drinks of alcohol.

Other terms relating to 'as':

Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I can see".
Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I can tell".
Definitions include: acronym of "as far as I know."
Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I understand".
Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I understand it".
Definitions include: acronym of "Also Known As."
Definitions include: acronym for "as soon as humanly possible".
Definitions include: very; really; extremely.
Definitions include: to a great extent.
Definitions include: The term "mug" is used for comparison.
Definitions include: acronym for "as soon as possible".
Definitions include: very.
Definitions include: very; really; extremely.
Definitions include: an intensifier.
Definitions include: happy and content.

Other terms relating to 'chocolate':

Definitions include: useless.
Definitions include: a person who is of African descent but acts Caucasian.
Definitions include: cum (semen) from a dark-skinned man.
Definitions include: the anus.
Definitions include: anal sex.
Definitions include: a ''hot'' good looking black guy
Definitions include: to defecate.

Other terms relating to 'much':

Definitions include: useless.
Definitions include: useless.
Definitions include: acronym for "I love you so fucking much".
Definitions include: acronym for "I love you so much."
Definitions include: acronym for "I miss you so fucking much."
Definitions include: acronym for "I miss you so much."
Definitions include: A lot of whatever the subject of the sentence is.
Definitions include: suffix applied to another word.
Definitions include: "many thanks".
Definitions include: "nothing much".
Definitions include: acronym for "not much, you".
Definitions include: not exactly.
Definitions include: acronym for "too much information".
Definitions include: extremely funny.
Definitions include: acronym for "thank you so much".

Other terms relating to 'use':

Definitions include: useless.
Definitions include: useless.
Definitions include: to habitually take a drug or drink alcohol.
Definitions include: to speak rather than resort to violence.
Definitions include: a resident or citizen of the United States.
Definitions include: "use to be able to".

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