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Definition of as much use as a chocolate fireguard

as much use as a chocolate fireguard

adjective

useless.
This safety latch is as much use as a chocolate fireguard.
- See more words with the same meaning: unimportant, useless.
Last edited on Jan 31 2012. Submitted by Mark from Long Eaton, Ilkeston, Derbyshire, UK on May 07 2005.

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Other terms relating to 'unimportant, useless':
*sht**	Definitions include: Most uses of "shit" also work with "crap", except where noted below.
no biggie	Definitions include: an unimportant thing.
big whoop	Definitions include: a big deal.
as much use as a chocolate teapot	Definitions include: useless.
*chicken-sht**	Definitions include: feeble.
fluff	Definitions include: To Have sex.
small potatoes	Definitions include: something insignificant.
as much use as a handbrake on a canoe	Definitions include: useless.
BFD	Definitions include: acronym of "big fucking deal."
piss-ant	Definitions include: a person who is inconsequential, irrelevant, small, unimportant, or worthless.
drop in the bucket	Definitions include: something with little effect because - compared to everything else - it's very small.
pap	Definitions include: Pap, or pap smear, is usually used in describing people that aren't liked, in general.
two-bit	Definitions include: insignificant.
big deal	Definitions include: sarcastic interjection to espouse one's belief that the subject isn't a big deal.
Mickey Mouse	Definitions include: ghetto

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Other terms relating to 'a':
a	Definitions include: amphetamine.
A-1	Definitions include: the best.
a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.	Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
a bit of how's your father	Definitions include: sexual activity.
a boat	Definitions include: In the West/Central Canadian accent, "about" is pronounced somewhere between "aboot" and "a boat".
a couple beers short of a six-pack	Definitions include: a little crazy
a couple three	Definitions include: an unspecified small number.
act a fool	Definitions include: Playing around
a dime a dozen	Definitions include: very common.
*a dog with two dcks**	Definitions include: a mythical creature who is extremely happy or fortunate.
a dollar three eighty	Definitions include: a non-specified price.
a dollar three eightyfive	Definitions include: a non-specified price.
adopt a tree	Definitions include: to collide with a tree.
a face that only a mother could love	Definitions include: an ugly face.
a few	Definitions include: a few drinks of alcohol.
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Other terms relating to 'as':
AFAICS	Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I can see".
AFAICT	Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I can tell".
AFAIK	Definitions include: acronym of "as far as I know."
AFAIU	Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I understand".
AFAIUI	Definitions include: acronym for "as far as I understand it".
AKA	Definitions include: acronym of "Also Known As."
ASAHP	Definitions include: acronym for "as soon as humanly possible".
as all get-out	Definitions include: very; really; extremely.
as all hell	Definitions include: to a great extent.
as a mug	Definitions include: The term "mug" is used for comparison.
ASAP	Definitions include: acronym for "as soon as possible".
as balls	Definitions include: very.
as cheese	Definitions include: very; really; extremely.
*as fck**	Definitions include: an intensifier.
as happy as a clam	Definitions include: happy and content.
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Other terms relating to 'chocolate':
as much use as a chocolate teapot	Definitions include: useless.
Choc-Ice	Definitions include: a person who is of African descent but acts Caucasian.
chocolate cum	Definitions include: cum (semen) from a dark-skinned man.
chocolate starfish	Definitions include: the anus.
dance the chocolate cha-cha	Definitions include: anal sex.
hot chocolate	Definitions include: a ''hot'' good looking black guy
release the chocolate hostage	Definitions include: To defecate.
Other terms relating to 'much':
as much use as a chocolate teapot	Definitions include: useless.
as much use as a handbrake on a canoe	Definitions include: useless.
ILYSFM	Definitions include: acronym for "I love you so fucking much".
ILYSM	Definitions include: I.L.Y.S.M. means "I love you so much."
IMYSFM	Definitions include: acronym for "I miss you so fucking much."
IMYSM	Definitions include: acronym for "I miss you so much."
like so much volleyball	Definitions include: A lot of whatever the subject of the sentence is.
much?	Definitions include: suffix applied to another word.
much grass	Definitions include: "many thanks".
NM	Definitions include: "nothing much".
NMU	Definitions include: acronym for "not much, you".
not so much.	Definitions include: not exactly.
TMI	Definitions include: acronym for "too much information".
too much	Definitions include: extremely funny.
TYSM	Definitions include: acronym for "thank you so much".
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Other terms relating to 'use':
as much use as a chocolate teapot	Definitions include: useless.
as much use as a handbrake on a canoe	Definitions include: useless.
use	Definitions include: to habitually take a drug or drink alcohol.
use (one's) words	Definitions include: to speak rather than resort to violence.
USer	Definitions include: a resident or citizen of the United States, used to avoid ambiguity of "American", which can refer to anyone from North or South America.
use-ta could	Definitions include: "use to be able to".

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