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Definition of desk monkey
desk monkey 
noun
- a person who has a menial job and who works at a desk.
Citation from "Happiness", Wilfred (TV), Season 1 Episode 1 (2011) blacked out to resolve Google's penalty against this site.- See more words with the same meaning: miscellaneous insults (list of).
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Last edited on Jul 28 2011. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Jul 28 2011.
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