Definition of boner

boner

noun

an erection.
My boner is showing through my pants.




Citation from "White Rice", American Dad (TV), Season 6 Episode 5 (2010) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.




Citation from "Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls", American Dad (TV), Season 6 Episode 3 (2010) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.
Your boner is as hard as a rock!
- See more words with the same meaning: an erection.
Last edited on May 20 2013. Submitted by Anonymous from Los Angeles, CA, USA on Feb 18 1998.
a disliked person.

Citation from "Mac and Charlie Write a Movie", It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 5 Episode 11 censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.
- See more words with the same meaning: uncool person, jerk, asshole (general insults - list of).
Last edited on Jun 28 2010. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Jun 28 2010.
a mistake. One usually pulls a boner.
- See more words with the same meaning: a mistake, bad idea, wrong, inappropriate.
Last edited on Nov 25 2010. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Nov 25 2010.

verb - transitive

to make a mistake.
I was sure I could make that bank shot, but I bonered it.
My date was going well, but then I spilled hot soup on her. I really bonered that date.
He was leading the race, but then he bonered it on that third turn, and spun out into the wall.
I studied for that test for weeks, but I still managed to boner it. I got a D-!
- See more words with the same meaning: to make a mistake, be incorrect, err.
Last edited on Dec 22 2010. Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 02 2010.

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Other terms relating to 'a mistake, bad idea, wrong, inappropriate':
janky	Definitions include: broken or functioning poorly or improperly; "messed up".
*fckward**	Definitions include: Fuckward.
off-base	Definitions include: based on faulty information or suspicions.
(one's) bad	Definitions include: See my bad.
arse	Definitions include: buttocks.
green	Definitions include: in agreement.
jacked up	Definitions include: injured.
boob	Definitions include: a breast.
sitch	Definitions include: "situation".
XTL	Definitions include: acronym for "crossing the line", that is: inappropriate (offensive or insensitive in nature, overstepping social norms.)
jacked	Definitions include: extremely muscular.
cross the line	Definitions include: to do something inappropriate.
doozy	Definitions include: something especially bad.
off	Definitions include: to kill.
my bad	Definitions include: an apology.
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Other terms relating to 'an erection':
feel (one's) pants tighten	Definitions include: to get an erection.
broner	Definitions include: "an unintentionally man-inspired boner".
stiffy	Definitions include: an erection.
stiffie	Definitions include: alternate spelling of stiffy.
wood	Definitions include: an erection.
pied	Definitions include: high, under the influence of marijuana.
blue pill	Definitions include: a pill of an erectile disfunction medication.
hard-on	Definitions include: an erect penis.
lady boner	Definitions include: sexual arousal in women.
bud	Definitions include: marijuana.
chubbie	Definitions include: a semi-erect penis.
get it up	Definitions include: to get an erection.
chub	Definitions include: a partial erection.
tent pole	Definitions include: an erection.
sconge	Definitions include: a half-erect penis.
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Other terms relating to 'to make a mistake, be incorrect, err':
bugger up	Definitions include: to mess up.
foot gun	Definitions include: a feature of a specific technology that makes it easy to shoot (one's self) in the foot.
botch up	Definitions include: to mess up.
fudge	Definitions include: a replacement word for fuck.
goof	Definitions include: a funny or silly person. Also goof-ball.
get it twisted	Definitions include: to be mistaken.
boob	Definitions include: a breast.
*look like a monkey fcking a football**	Definitions include: to perform terribly.
screw the pooch	Definitions include: to make an irreparable (possibly tragic) mistake.
*fck up**	Definitions include: to severely injure (a person) or damage or ruin (a thing.)
eagle trip	Definitions include: to not like something you like.
fat-finger	Definitions include: to accidentally press a button or key adjacent to the desired one, e.g. while typing on a keyboard or entering a phone number.
screw up	Definitions include: to err; "mess up".
blower	Definitions include: a person or object that erred.
flub	Definitions include: to make a mistake.
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Other terms relating to 'uncool person, jerk, asshole (general insults - list of)':
penis-face	Definitions include: general insult.
*piece of sht**	Definitions include: an item of poor quality.
jabroni	Definitions include: in "professional wrestling," a wrestler who intentionally loses to improve the image of the winner.
beeyatch	Definitions include: "bitch".
dildo	Definitions include: a vaguely (or precisely) penis-shaped object used for sexual stimulation.
*pickle fcker**	Definitions include: a general insult.
*ss munch	Definitions include: a person who behaves in an offensive, pompous manner; "jerk".
jerk-face	Definitions include: a jerk.
queef	Definitions include: to expel air from one's vagina.
slub	Definitions include: disliked, hated among many, ugly, bitchy, snotty, slutty
focker	Definitions include: "fucker".
toolbox	Definitions include: a group of "tools."
blank-stick	Definitions include: censored version of fuckstick.
SNAF	Definitions include: a derogatory term, implies an unpleasant individual or a low-life.
douche	Definitions include: a person who is acting stupidly.
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Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'boner':
boner pill	Definitions include: an anti-erectile dysfunction pill.
lady boner	Definitions include: sexual arousal in women.
pull a boner	Definitions include: to make a mistake.