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Definition of dildo

dildo

an uptight person.
Don't be such a dildo, it's just a joke.
A rubber object shaped like a penis.

Last edited on Jul 30 2018. Submitted by Mike M. from Granville, OH, USA on Apr 30 1999.

noun

a vaguely (or precisely) penis-shaped object used for sexual stimulation.
She fucked that dildo!
She used a dildo last night.
- See more words with the same meaning: sexuality (related to).
Last edited on Jan 13 2012. Submitted by CHAPPY from Aiken, SC, USA on Jan 08 1998.
an unintelligent or worthless person.

Citation from "Episode 1", Misfits (TV), Season 1 Episode 1 (2009) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.
- See more words with the same meaning: uncool person, jerk, asshole (general insults - list of).
- See more words with the same meaning: unintelligent person, idiot.
Last edited on Nov 19 2012. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Sep 02 2009.

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push rope	Definitions include: as a male, to attempt to have sex with a less-than-fully-erect penis.
AB/DL	Definitions include: "adult baby / diaper lover".
bear	Definitions include: a masculine homosexual male.
friends for cut	Definitions include: friends only for the purpose of having intercourse.
quickie	Definitions include: a very brief sexual encounter.
tush	Definitions include: the buttocks.
pookie	Definitions include: a person who is lame, jake, not cool.
wank it	Definitions include: to masturbate.
equipment	Definitions include: male genitals.
choke the chicken	Definitions include: to masturbate.
seventies bush	Definitions include: natural, untrimmed pubic hair ("bush"), especially on a female.
Aunt Flo	Definitions include: menstrual period.
pet the bunny	Definitions include: female variant of "choke the chicken", that is to masturbate.
pressed ham	Definitions include: the pressing of one's unclothed buttocks against a window.
gaydar	Definitions include: the ability to distinguish between homosexuals and heterosexuals via observation alone.
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*btch**	Definitions include: An acronym has been invented for the term, but long after the term entered use: "Beautiful Intellectuals That Cause Hard-ons."
ss fck	Definitions include: a person who is stupid or doing something dumb.
*sack of sht**	Definitions include: a despicable person.
*fg**	Definitions include: a cigarette.
fecker	Definitions include: "fucker".
*piece of sht**	Definitions include: an item of poor quality.
mole	Definitions include: an unpleasant female; bitch.
slimeball	Definitions include: a bad person.
scrubb	Definitions include: alternative spelling of scrub.
twunt	Definitions include: a person who is a "twat" + a "cunt".
ahole	Definitions include: "asshole."
poophead	Definitions include: general insult.
*dck smack**	Definitions include: general derogatory term; "dick".
jerk	Definitions include: a mean person.
goober	Definitions include: a goofy, silly, or slightly strange person.
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Other terms relating to 'unintelligent person, idiot':
swede	Definitions include: Stupid person.
dodo	Definitions include: an unintelligent person.
*fcktard**	Definitions include: an extremely stupid person.
goober	Definitions include: a goofy, silly, or slightly strange person.
boob	Definitions include: a breast.
stoop	Definitions include: a stupid person.
momo	Definitions include: an unintelligent person; "moron".
mouth breather	Definitions include: implies someone who is (sometimes) not too bright, unkempt, nerdy.
moron	Definitions include: an idiot.
dumb-head	Definitions include: an unintelligent person.
cool guy McGee	Definitions include: making fun of someone that did something stupid.
dingbat	Definitions include: an unintelligent person.
plonker	Definitions include: literally penis, but used as a derogatory term or an idiot.
buffoon	Definitions include: a silly person; "moron"; idiot.
b4k4	Definitions include: (pronounced 'ba-ka') a silly person, an idiot.
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wide open	Definitions include: of a task, performing it as fast as physically possible.
paulbag	Definitions include: to have good things happen even though you don't deserve them, you never try, you have no talent and you suck.
I and I	Definitions include: "I", "we", or all Rastafarians.
lumberjack	Definitions include: Masculine ill-tempered woman.
be up to	Definitions include: to do.
hard pill to swallow	Definitions include: a difficult thing to accept.
bleeding edge	Definitions include: at the forefront.
tad	Definitions include: a small amount.
swang it	Definitions include: spin a car around, do donuts
ink	Definitions include: to tattoo.