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Definition of dildo

dildo

  • an uptight person.
    Don't be such a dildo, it's just a joke.

    Last edited on Jan 19 2012. Submitted by Mike M. from Granville, OH, USA on Apr 30 1999.

noun

  • a vaguely (or precisely) penis-shaped object used for sexual stimulation.
    She fucked that dildo!
    She used a dildo last night.

    Last edited on Jan 13 2012. Submitted by CHAPPY from Aiken, SC, USA on Jan 08 1998.

  • an unintelligent or worthless person.
                                                                

                                                                                                                     

    Citation from "Episode 1", Misfits (TV), Season 1 Episode 1 (2009) blacked out to resolve Google's penalty against this site.

    Last edited on Nov 19 2012. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Sep 02 2009.

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Definitions include: an idiot.
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Other terms relating to 'unintelligent person, idiot':

Definitions include: any unintelligent person.
Definitions include: unintelligent person; "moron"; "idiot".
Definitions include: a very unintelligent person; "moron"; "imbecile".
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