Definition of plonker
plonker
noun
- British origin. Popularized by U.K. sitcom 'Only Fools and Horses'. Means penis, used as a derogatory term or an idiot, but also often used affectionately.
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- See more words with the same meaning: penis.
- See more words with the same meaning: unintelligent person, idiot.
Originally submitted by Lissa J. from Mid W, Apache Junction, AZ 85220, USA on Jan 22 2000. (Edit this definition.)
- an absent-minded, or naive person.
You thought the Rolex he was selling you out of his suitcase in New York for $20 was real, because he told you it was? You plonker, Rodney!
Originally submitted by Matthew R. from Blackpool, United Kingdom on May 31 2004. (Edit this definition.)
- A person prone to making mistakes
Originally submitted by Roz M. on Feb 23 2007. (Edit this definition.)
- An accident prone or stupid person
Originally submitted by Roz M. on Feb 23 2007. (Edit this definition.)
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