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Definition of plonker
plonker
expression
- A usenet term for someone whose postings are not worth reading and who should therefore be added to your 'killfile' so as to avoid reading their messages in the future.
You PLONK the PLONKER into your killfile.
Last edited on Jun 16 2016. Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27 2014.
noun
- literally penis, but used as a derogatory term or an idiot. Also often used affectionately. British origin. Popularized by U.K. sitcom 'Only Fools and Horses'.
Citation from "Saved", Lie To Me (TV), Season 3 Episode 10 (2011) censored in hope of resolving Google's penalty against this site.- See more words with the same meaning: British, UK slang (list of).
- See more words with the same meaning: penis.
- See more words with the same meaning: unintelligent person, idiot.
Last edited on Aug 14 2013. Submitted by Lissa J. from Mid W, Apache Junction, AZ 85220, USA on Jan 22 2000.
- an absent-minded, or naive person.
You thought the Rolex he was selling you out of his suitcase in New York for $20 was real, because he told you it was? You plonker, Rodney!
Last edited on May 31 2004. Submitted by Matthew R. from Blackpool, United Kingdom on May 31 2004.
- a person prone to making mistakes.
Last edited on Mar 08 2014. Submitted by Roz M. on Feb 23 2007.
- an accident-prone or stupid person.
Last edited on Mar 08 2014. Submitted by Roz M. on Feb 23 2007.
- Plonker means 'Person with Little Or No Knowledge'. Originally used by male police officers when females were first taken into service. They were designated Woman Police Constable or WPC, which nicely allowed the pejorative W-plonk, referring to the new intake's supposed ignorance of police procedure.
Last edited on Mar 08 2014. Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 08 2014.
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Definitions include: angry or annoyed. | |
Definitions include: bad, old, worn-out, or stupid. | |
Definitions include: as advertised. | |
Definitions include: To be nerd, geek or loser. | |
Definitions include: to spend time on a non-productive activity; "waste time". | |
Definitions include: an effeminate or homosexual male. | |
Definitions include: Australia, New Zealand, and UK equivalent of "fanny pack". | |
Definitions include: a wealthy, upper-class person. | |
Definitions include: a lazy person - i.e. one who dosses. | |
Definitions include: man. | |
Definitions include: acronym for "Central Nervous System - Quantity Not Sufficient", an insulting notation used by doctors in the UK on medical charts. | |
Definitions include: cool, new or special. | |
Definitions include: idiot, un-cool, not liked. | |
Definitions include: an informal chat. | |
Definitions include: to be sad. | |
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Definitions include: an erection. | |
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Definitions include: a penis. | |
Definitions include: penis. | |
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Definitions include: acronym for "big black dick". | |
Definitions include: a penis. | |
Definitions include: a penis. | |
Definitions include: a small penis... the opposite of shlong. | |
Definitions include: penis; "dick". | |
Definitions include: an AK-47 assault rifle. | |
Definitions include: an "un-cool" person; "loser". | |
Other terms relating to 'unintelligent person, idiot': | |
Definitions include: an unintelligent male. | |
Definitions include: a retard | |
Definitions include: an unintelligent person. | |
Definitions include: someone who is less than clever; "moron"; "dimwit". | |
Definitions include: an unintelligent person. | |
Definitions include: "fucking idiot". | |
Definitions include: a fool. | |
Definitions include: an unintelligent person; "moron"; "dimwit"; "idiot". | |
Definitions include: a manipulative female. | |
Definitions include: "moron". | |
Definitions include: general insult. Approximately "moron" or "idiot." | |
Definitions include: an unintelligent person, a jerk (mean person,) or a penis. | |
Definitions include: a person who is unintelligent and easy to push around. | |
Definitions include: a head. | |
Definitions include: an unintelligent person. | |
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Definitions include: "cool". | |
Definitions include: a person who exposes their genitals to unsuspecting strangers in public. | |
Definitions include: butt fucking ugly | |
Definitions include: a very handsome, charismatic, and bold man that displays a lot of self-confidence. | |
Definitions include: a person's style, attitude, general demeanor. | |
Definitions include: exclamation when one makes a mistake. |
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