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Definition of plonker
plonker
noun
- British origin. Popularized by U.K. sitcom 'Only Fools and Horses'. Means penis, used as a derogatory term or an idiot, but also often used affectionately.
Citation from "Saved", Lie To Me (TV), Season 3 Episode 10 (2011) blacked out to resolve Google's penalty against this site.- See more words with the same meaning: British, UK slang (list of).
- See more words with the same meaning: penis.
- See more words with the same meaning: unintelligent person, idiot.
Last edited on May 16 2011. Submitted by Lissa J. from Mid W, Apache Junction, AZ 85220, USA on Jan 22 2000.
- an absent-minded, or naive person.
You thought the Rolex he was selling you out of his suitcase in New York for $20 was real, because he told you it was? You plonker, Rodney!
Last edited on May 31 2004. Submitted by Matthew R. from Blackpool, United Kingdom on May 31 2004.
- A person prone to making mistakes
Last edited on Feb 23 2007. Submitted by Roz M. on Feb 23 2007.
- An accident prone or stupid person
Last edited on Feb 23 2007. Submitted by Roz M. on Feb 23 2007.
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Other terms relating to 'British, UK slang (list of)': | |
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| Definitions include: bad, old, worn-out, or stupid. A general derogatory adjective. | |
| Definitions include: as advertised. | |
| Definitions include: To be nerd, geek or loser. | |
| Definitions include: to spend time on a non-productive activity; "waste time". | |
| Definitions include: an effeminate or homosexual male. | |
| Definitions include: Australia, New Zealand, and UK equivalent of "fanny pack". | |
| Definitions include: a wealthy, upper-class person. | |
| Definitions include: a lazy person - i.e. one who dosses. | |
| Definitions include: man. | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "Central Nervous System - Quantity Not Sufficient", an insulting notation used by doctors in the UK on medical charts. | |
| Definitions include: cool, new or special. | |
| Definitions include: idiot, un-cool, not liked. | |
| Definitions include: an informal chat. | |
| Definitions include: to be sad. | |
Other terms relating to 'penis': | |
| Definitions include: a penis. | |
| Definitions include: penis. | |
| Definitions include: a penis. | |
| Definitions include: pure methamphetamine. | |
| Definitions include: penis. | |
| Definitions include: a penis. | |
| Definitions include: penis and testicles. | |
| Definitions include: an erect penis. | |
| Definitions include: penis | |
| Definitions include: an erection. | |
| Definitions include: a penis. | |
| Definitions include: penis. | |
| Definitions include: penis. | |
| Definitions include: a penis. | |
| Definitions include: the penis. | |
Other terms relating to 'unintelligent person, idiot': | |
| Definitions include: A stupid person. | |
| Definitions include: a form of address or reference for an unintelligent person; "you moron"; "you dumbass". | |
| Definitions include: stupid. (also used as grapes). | |
| Definitions include: Absent minded 2. not paying attention 3. stupid. | |
| Definitions include: unintelligent person; "moron"; "idiot". | |
| Definitions include: an inexperienced person; "green person". | |
| Definitions include: a moron; "goof". | |
| Definitions include: a retard | |
| Definitions include: a dumb, stupid, lame, or slow person. | |
| Definitions include: stupid or dumb. Origin former Vice President Dan Quayle. Everyone knows he is a total fool. | |
| Definitions include: derogatory term; "moron". | |
| Definitions include: a snowboarder. | |
| Definitions include: an unintelligent person; "dimwit". | |
| Definitions include: to flatulate; "pass gas". | |
| Definitions include: "fucking idiot". | |
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| Definitions include: human feces. | |
| Definitions include: a coward. | |
| Definitions include: an execution carried out with firearms shot from a moving vehicle. | |
| Definitions include: to run away with a lover. | |
| Definitions include: A male who moves in on and takes the attention of a female away from another male that she was potentially interested in. | |
| Definitions include: inside the military, slang for practice of taking a piece of intelligence or a request that should be pushed through the chain of command - checked at levels and sent from one level to another - and bringing it straight to the highest authority. -- The New Yorker | |
| Definitions include: the glans ("head") of the penis. | |
| Definitions include: To praise someone. To recognize that the person has attained the highest level of expertise in a particular endeavor. | |
| Definitions include: female genitalia. | |
| Definitions include: having a great amount of composure under stress. |
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