Definition of football bat
- a situation that's out of the ordinary.
You're as fucked up as a football bat if you think that tranny is a real woman - he has an Adam's Apple!
You got beaten so bad, your face is as fucked up as a football bat!
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Other terms relating to 'bat':
|Definitions include: electric bass, from cricket bat.|
|Definitions include: to conspicuously notice.|
|Definitions include: to do something perfectly.|
|Definitions include: vagina.|
|Definitions include: "fat bastard".|
|Definitions include: to be homosexual.|
|Definitions include: visible mucus in one's nostrils.|
|Definitions include: a very unattractive female.|
|Definitions include: to work to help a person, cause, etc.|
|Definitions include: to smoke marijuana with a bat, which is a small cylinder pipe.|
|Definitions include: quickly.|
|Definitions include: a naive person|
|Definitions include: a small pipe that holds a single hit of a smokable drug - usually marijuana; "pinch hitter".|
|Definitions include: a figurative device used in the creation of a porn face.|
|Definitions include: A response to something that is a good deal.|
Other terms relating to 'football':
|Definitions include: a popular athlete at a school.|
|Definitions include: to perform terribly.|
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