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Definition of football bat

football bat

  • a situation that's out of the ordinary.
    Man, that dude's as fucked up as football bat.
    You're as fucked up as a football bat if you think that tranny is a real woman - he has an Adam's Apple!
    You got beaten so bad, your face is as fucked up as a football bat!

    Last edited on Apr 15 2015. Submitted by Jeff R. from Harrisburg, NC, USA on Jun 20 2002.

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Other terms relating to 'bat':

Definitions include: electric bass, from cricket bat.
Definitions include: to conspicuously notice.
Definitions include: to do something perfectly.
Definitions include: vagina.
Definitions include: "fat bastard".
Definitions include: to be homosexual.
Definitions include: visible mucus in one's nostrils.
Definitions include: very crazy.
Definitions include: a very unattractive female.
Definitions include: to work to help a person, cause, etc.
Definitions include: to smoke marijuana with a bat, which is a small cylinder pipe.
Definitions include: quickly.
Definitions include: a naive person
Definitions include: a small pipe that holds a single hit of a smokable drug - usually marijuana; "pinch hitter".
Definitions include: a figurative device used in the creation of a porn face.

Other terms relating to 'football':

Definitions include: a popular athlete at a school.
Definitions include: to perform terribly.

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