Definition of spank the monkey

spank the monkey    

verb

• to masturbate. Applies only to male masturbation.

  My roommate is constantly spanking the monkey.

  Was you spanking the monkey?

  • See more words with the same meaning: to masturbate.

  Last edited on Apr 29 2013. Submitted by Angel from Los Angeles, CA, USA on Jun 13 1997.

• to do waste time.

  Blair spent most of the evening just spankin' the monkey.

  • See more words with the same meaning: to waste time.

  Last edited on Mar 22 2002. Submitted by Jack C. from Othello, WA, USA on Mar 22 2002.

notes

• Also spank (one's) monkey.

  Last edited on Jun 26 2009. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Jun 26 2009.

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Other terms relating to 'to masturbate':
date Mrs. Palmer	Definitions include: to masturbate.
frig	Definitions include: alternate version of "fuck".
self-abuse	Definitions include: masturbation.
yank it	Definitions include: to masturbate.
whack it	Definitions include: to masturbate.
kill a kitten	Definitions include: From a popular image created in 2002 that circulated the web.
whack off	Definitions include: to sexually stimulate a person's penis with one's hands.
have sex with (one's self)	Definitions include: to masturbate.
rub one out	Definitions include: to masturbate.
wack off	Definitions include: to masturbate.
pet the bunny	Definitions include: female variant of "choke the chicken", that is to masturbate.
pet (one's) kitty	Definitions include: to masturbate.
polish the family jewels	Definitions include: to masturbate.
master debater	Definitions include: "masturbator".
jill	Definitions include: about a female, to masturbate.
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Other terms relating to 'to waste time':
screw the pooch	Definitions include: to make an irreparable (possibly tragic) mistake.
piss for sh*ts and giggles	Definitions include: to waste one's time.
mess around	Definitions include: to engage in sexual activity; "fool around".
f*ck the dog	Definitions include: to do nothing of value.
time sink	Definitions include: a project that is capable of consuming a practically unlimited amount of time.
fess	Definitions include: to waste time in order to avoid confrontation or a potentially uncomfortable situation.
boondoggle	Definitions include: a waste of time and/or money.
circle jerk	Definitions include: a sexual practice in which a group of men stand in a circle and engage in mutual masturbation, with or without interpersonal contact.
piss-fart	Definitions include: to waste time; "dawdle".
tool around	Definitions include: to waste time, mess around.
wank	Definitions include: to masturbate, especially male masturbation.
doss	Definitions include: something that's easy.
posted up	Definitions include: to be standing or sitting somewhere.
faff	Definitions include: to spend time on a non-productive activity; "waste time".
bugger about	Definitions include: to waste time.
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Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'monkey':
*ss monkey	Definitions include: to be or act totally stupid
brass monkeys	Definitions include: very cold.
butt monkey	Definitions include: a silly or ineffectual person.
butt monkeyed	Definitions include: extremely intoxicated.
cheese-eating surrender monkey	Definitions include: a Frenchman.
code monkey	Definitions include: a person who writes (source) code; "programmer".
desk monkey	Definitions include: a person who has a menial job and who works at a desk.
funky monkey	Definitions include: a funky person.
give a monkey's	Definitions include: to care a tiny amount, always used in the negative
go iron monkey	Definitions include: to severely injure someone.
grease monkey	Definitions include: a mechanic.
Infinite-Monkey Theorem	Definitions include: This theorem has been traced to the mathematician E'mile Borel in 1913, and was first popularized by the astronomer Sir Arthur Eddington.
jizz monkey	Definitions include: One who cleans up ejaculate at a peepshow.
juice monkey	Definitions include: someone with muscles who looks big and macho.
Like a monkey on a stick	Definitions include: This describes one who is handy and skilled at stimulating penises.
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Other terms relating to 'spank':
brand spanking new	Definitions include: new.
c*ck spank	Definitions include: derogatory term.
monkey spank	Definitions include: a masturbator, a beat off, a goon, dork, barney, bozo, chess geek, computer geek, etc.
spank	Definitions include: to defeat comprehensively.
spank bank	Definitions include: an man's stored up collection of sexual memories that he recalls while masturbating ("spanking").
spanked	Definitions include: intoxicated.
spank Hank	Definitions include: to masturbate.
spanking	Definitions include: an emphatic and comprehensive win.
spank it	Definitions include: to masturbate.
spank (one's) monkey	Definitions include: to masturbate.
spank rag	Definitions include: a piece of shit person.
spanks	Definitions include: "thanks".
spank you	Definitions include: "thank you."
Other terms relating to 'the':
101 scoop, the	Definitions include: the real information or the proof, instruction, the know how, where, when, and why about something or someone.
2-10, the	Definitions include: walking, generally as opposed to driving.
3rd degree, the	Definitions include: interrogation.
3 sheets to the wind	Definitions include: extremely intoxicated
411, the	Definitions include: information.
a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.	Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
about the size of it	Definitions include: a good estimate.
ace in the hole	Definitions include: a secret advantage.
across the board	Definitions include: inclusive.
add fuel to the fire	Definitions include: to make a bad situation worse.
against the clock	Definitions include: with the amount of time left to finish a task rapidly disappearing.
ahead of the curve	Definitions include: having an opinion or belief prior to it becoming common or popular.
aim Archie at the adamant	Definitions include: of a male, to urinate.
ain't no fun when the rabbit got the gun	Definitions include: Someone being butthurt over having something, they do to others regularly, done to the them
a little on the side	Definitions include: secret sexual activity with a person other than one's partner.
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