Definition of spank the monkey
spank the monkey 
verb
- to masturbate. Applies only to male masturbation.
My roommate is constantly spanking the monkey.
Was you spanking the monkey?
- See more words with the same meaning: to masturbate.
Last edited on Apr 29 2013. Submitted by Angel from Los Angeles, CA, USA on Jun 13 1997.
- to do waste time.
Blair spent most of the evening just spankin' the monkey.
- See more words with the same meaning: to waste time.
Last edited on Mar 22 2002. Submitted by Jack C. from Othello, WA, USA on Mar 22 2002.
notes
- Also spank (one's) monkey.
Last edited on Jun 26 2009. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Jun 26 2009.
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Other terms relating to 'to masturbate': | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: masturbation. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. Note: applies only to females. | |
| Definitions include: of a male, to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: To engage in an activity which is inherently wasteful (particularly when one is at work) and for which there isn't any tangible compensation or reward, other than one's own mental stimulation. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
Other terms relating to 'to waste time': | |
| Definitions include: to make an irreparable (possibly tragic) mistake. | |
| Definitions include: to waste one's time. | |
| Definitions include: to engage in sexual activity; "fool around". | |
| Definitions include: to do nothing of value. | |
| Definitions include: a project that is capable of consuming a practically unlimited amount of time. | |
| Definitions include: to waste time in order to avoid confrontation or a potentially uncomfortable situation. | |
| Definitions include: a waste of time and/or money. | |
| Definitions include: a sexual practice in which a group of men stand in a circle and engage in mutual masturbation, with or without interpersonal contact. | |
| Definitions include: to waste time; "dawdle". | |
| Definitions include: to waste time, mess around. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate, especially male masturbation. | |
| Definitions include: something that's easy. | |
| Definitions include: to be standing or sitting somewhere. | |
| Definitions include: to spend time on a non-productive activity; "waste time". | |
| Definitions include: to waste time. | |
Slang terms with the same root words
Other terms relating to 'monkey': | |
| Definitions include: to be or act totally stupid | |
| Definitions include: very cold. | |
| Definitions include: a silly or ineffectual person. | |
| Definitions include: extremely intoxicated. | |
| Definitions include: a Frenchman. | |
| Definitions include: a person who writes (source) code; "programmer". | |
| Definitions include: a person who has a menial job and who works at a desk. | |
| Definitions include: a funky person. | |
| Definitions include: to care a tiny amount, always used in the negative | |
| Definitions include: to severely injure someone. | |
| Definitions include: a mechanic. | |
| Definitions include: This theorem has been traced to the mathematician E'mile Borel in 1913, and was first popularized by the astronomer Sir Arthur Eddington. | |
| Definitions include: One who cleans up ejaculate at a peepshow. | |
| Definitions include: someone with muscles who looks big and macho. | |
| Definitions include: to perform terribly. | |
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Other terms relating to 'spank': | |
| Definitions include: new. | |
| Definitions include: derogatory term. | |
| Definitions include: a masturbator, a beat off, a goon, dork, barney, bozo, chess geek, computer geek, etc. | |
| Definitions include: to defeat comprehensively. | |
| Definitions include: an man's stored up collection of sexual memories that he recalls while masturbating ("spanking"). | |
| Definitions include: intoxicated. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: an emphatic and comprehensive win. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: a piece of shit person. | |
| Definitions include: "thanks". | |
| Definitions include: "thank you." | |
Other terms relating to 'the': | |
| Definitions include: walking, generally as opposed to driving. | |
| Definitions include: interrogation. | |
| Definitions include: extremely intoxicated | |
| Definitions include: information. | |
| Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting. | |
| Definitions include: a good estimate. | |
| Definitions include: a secret advantage. | |
| Definitions include: Inclusive | |
| Definitions include: to make a bad situation worse. | |
| Definitions include: with the amount of time left to finish a task rapidly disappearing. | |
| Definitions include: of a male, to urinate. | |
| Definitions include: secret sexual activity with a person other than one's partner. | |
| Definitions include: Meaning caring about everything. | |
| Definitions include: extremely popular. | |
| Definitions include: taking a passive role. | |
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