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Definition of spank the monkey

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Other terms relating to 'to masturbate':

Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: To frequently masturbate oneself excessively and/or violently.
Definitions include: to masturbate (applies only to males.)
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to defeat comprehensively.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: onomatopoeia used to imply male masturbation.
Definitions include: a masturbator, usu. male.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.

Other terms relating to 'to waste time':

Definitions include: to make an irreparable (possibly tragic) mistake.
Definitions include: to waste one's time.
Definitions include: to engage in sexual activity; "fool around".
Definitions include: to do nothing of value.
Definitions include: a project that is capable of consuming a practically unlimited amount of time.
Definitions include: to waste time in order to avoid confrontation or a potentially uncomfortable situation.
Definitions include: a waste of time and/or money.
Definitions include: a sexual practice in which a group of men stand in a circle and engage in mutual masturbation, with or without interpersonal contact.
Definitions include: to waste time; "dawdle".
Definitions include: to waste time, mess around.
Definitions include: to masturbate, especially male masturbation.
Definitions include: something that's easy.
Definitions include: to be standing or sitting somewhere.
Definitions include: to spend time on a non-productive activity; "waste time".
Definitions include: to waste time.

Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'monkey':

Definitions include: to be or act totally stupid
Definitions include: very cold.
Definitions include: a silly or ineffectual person.
Definitions include: extremely intoxicated.
Definitions include: a Frenchman.
Definitions include: a person who writes (source) code; "programmer".
Definitions include: a person who has a menial job and who works at a desk.
Definitions include: a funky person.
Definitions include: to care a tiny amount, always used in the negative
Definitions include: to severely injure someone.
Definitions include: a mechanic.
Definitions include: This theorem has been traced to the mathematician E'mile Borel in 1913, and was first popularized by the astronomer Sir Arthur Eddington.
Definitions include: One who cleans up ejaculate at a peepshow.
Definitions include: someone with muscles who looks big and macho.
Definitions include: to perform terribly.

Other terms relating to 'spank':

Definitions include: new.
Definitions include: derogatory term.
Definitions include: a masturbator, a beat off, a goon, dork, barney, bozo, chess geek, computer geek, etc.
Definitions include: to defeat comprehensively.
Definitions include: an man's stored up collection of sexual memories that he recalls while masturbating ("spanking").
Definitions include: intoxicated.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: an emphatic and comprehensive win.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: a piece of shit person.
Definitions include: "thanks".
Definitions include: "thank you."

Other terms relating to 'the':

Definitions include: walking, generally as opposed to driving.
Definitions include: interrogation.
Definitions include: extremely intoxicated
Definitions include: information.
Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
Definitions include: a good estimate.
Definitions include: a secret advantage.
Definitions include: inclusive.
Definitions include: to make a bad situation worse.
Definitions include: with the amount of time left to finish a task rapidly disappearing.
Definitions include: of a male, to urinate.
Definitions include: secret sexual activity with a person other than one's partner.
Definitions include: meaning caring about everything.
Definitions include: extremely popular.
Definitions include: taking a passive role.

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