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B

beat (one's) meat    Featured Word

verb

  1. to masturbate. Note: applies only to males.

    Submitted by Brandon Stutes, Jun 04 1997.

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beat the kids    Featured Word

intransitive verb

  1. to masturbate.
    I've been beating the kids for so long it's about time I finally got some action.

    Submitted by T-HOOT Syracuse, New York, NY, USA, Jun 02 2007.

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kill a kitten    Featured Word

verb

  1. to masturbate. Origin: from the saying, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten." This appears as a caption to a popular picture that has been circulating the Internet.
    He's in the bathroom killing a kitten.

    Submitted by Anthony, Hazlet, NJ, USA, Dec 06 2002.

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snap    Featured Word

verb

  1. to masturbate.

    Submitted by Scott McNabney, Richmond Hill, ON, Canada, Nov 06 1997.

interjection

  1. an exclamation of surprise or disappointment; DAMN, DARN, SHIT.
    Snap! I forgot my homework!

    Submitted by Matt McNier, Colorado Springs, CO, USA, Oct 23 1997.

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toss    Featured Word

verb

  1. to masturbate. Also toss off ("fuck off"); give a toss ("care less.") See also tosser.
    I couldn't give a toss

    Submitted by Andy, Maidenhead, Windsor and Maidenhead, UK, Aug 21 1997.

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tosser    Featured Word

noun

  1. someone who is stupid, annoying, despicable, or just generally unpleasant to have around. Literally: one who masturbates. See toss.
    That guy is always bugging me. He's such a tosser!

    Submitted by Andy, Maidenhead, Windsor and Maidenhead, UK, Aug 21 1997.

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wank    Featured Word

verb

  1. to masturbate. Origin: Brittish. Also have a wank. See also wanker.
    My mother caught me having a wank, and now she isn't speaking to me.

    Submitted by Andy, Maidenhead, Windsor and Maidenhead, UK, Aug 21 1997.

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