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Definition of paint the ceiling
paint the ceiling
verb
- to masturbate. Usually used in reference to male masturbation. From the (very remote) possibility of the ejaculate hitting the ceiling.
I'm going home and painting the ceiling tonight.
- See more words with the same meaning: to masturbate.
Last edited on Apr 12 2011. Submitted by Sean B. from Isla Vista, CA, USA on Sep 08 1998.
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| Definitions include: To masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to stimulate the clitoris. | |
| Definitions include: From a popular image created in 2002 that circulated the web. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate (applies only to males.) | |
| Definitions include: a session of masturbation while one's hand or hands are numb. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: a session of masturbation. | |
| Definitions include: onomatopoeia used to imply male masturbation. | |
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| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
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| Definitions include: where the advancement of a qualified employee within a company is impeded or prevented because of some form of discrimination, often commonly sexism or racism. | |
Other terms relating to 'paint': | |
| Definitions include: to be unintelligent. | |
| Definitions include: To say "I go Hard in the paint" for example means I'm not to be played with, I'm serious with mine. | |
| Definitions include: extremely boring. | |
| Definitions include: to be fake. | |
| Definitions include: tight clothes | |
| Definitions include: to kill or murder someone, usually meaning the blood that is spilled upon the walls as a result. | |
| Definitions include: suntan. | |
| Definitions include: for a male to ejaculate on his sexual partner's face as the finale of the love making process. | |
| Definitions include: to have a great time around town. | |
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| Definitions include: the real information or the proof, instruction, the know how, where, when, and why about something or someone. | |
| Definitions include: walking, generally as opposed to driving. | |
| Definitions include: interrogation. | |
| Definitions include: extremely intoxicated | |
| Definitions include: information. | |
| Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting. | |
| Definitions include: a good estimate. | |
| Definitions include: a secret advantage. | |
| Definitions include: inclusive. | |
| Definitions include: to make a bad situation worse. | |
| Definitions include: with the amount of time left to finish a task rapidly disappearing. | |
| Definitions include: having an opinion or belief prior to it becoming common or popular. | |
| Definitions include: of a male, to urinate. | |
| Definitions include: Someone being butthurt over having something, they do to others regularly, done to the them | |
| Definitions include: secret sexual activity with a person other than one's partner. | |
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