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Definition of paint the ceiling

paint the ceiling

verb

  • to masturbate. Usually used in reference to male masturbation. From the (very remote) possibility of the ejaculate hitting the ceiling.
    I'm going home and painting the ceiling tonight.

    Last edited on Apr 12 2011. Submitted by Sean B. from Isla Vista, CA, USA on Sep 08 1998.

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