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employee who told me about the penalty in secret.
More here.
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employee lied about it. I am going to
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employee who told me about the penalty in secret.
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Definition of paint the ceiling
paint the ceiling
verb
- to masturbate. Usually used in reference to male masturbation. From the (very remote) possibility of the ejaculate hitting the ceiling.
I'm going home and painting the ceiling tonight.
- See more words with the same meaning: to masturbate.
Last edited on Apr 12 2011. Submitted by Sean B. from Isla Vista, CA, USA on Sep 08 1998.
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