Definition of paint the ceiling

paint the ceiling

verb

• to masturbate. Usually used in reference to male masturbation. From the (very remote) possibility of the ejaculate hitting the ceiling.

  I'm going home and painting the ceiling tonight.

  • See more words with the same meaning: to masturbate.

  Last edited on Apr 12 2011. Submitted by Sean B. from Isla Vista, CA, USA on Sep 08 1998.

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Other terms relating to 'to masturbate':
rub one off	Definitions include: To masturbate.
flick the bean	Definitions include: to stimulate the clitoris.
kill a kitten	Definitions include: From a popular image created in 2002 that circulated the web.
spank (one's) monkey	Definitions include: to masturbate.
stroke it	Definitions include: to masturbate.
shake the creamer	Definitions include: to masturbate.
jerk the gherkin	Definitions include: to masturbate (applies only to males.)
stranger, the	Definitions include: a session of masturbation while one's hand or hands are numb.
pud wrestle	Definitions include: to masturbate.
punch (one's) clown	Definitions include: to masturbate.
tug	Definitions include: a session of masturbation.
fap	Definitions include: onomatopoeia used to imply male masturbation.
snap	Definitions include: an exclamation of surprise or disappointment; "damn"; "darn"; "shit".
punch the munchkin	Definitions include: to masturbate.
spank it	Definitions include: to masturbate.
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Other terms relating to 'ceil':
glass ceiling	Definitions include: where the advancement of a qualified employee within a company is impeded or prevented because of some form of discrimination, often commonly sexism or racism.
Other terms relating to 'paint':
eat paint chips as a kid	Definitions include: to be unintelligent.
go hard in the paint	Definitions include: To say "I go Hard in the paint" for example means I'm not to be played with, I'm serious with mine.
like watching paint dry	Definitions include: extremely boring.
painted	Definitions include: to be fake.
painted on	Definitions include: tight clothes
paint houses	Definitions include: to kill or murder someone, usually meaning the blood that is spilled upon the walls as a result.
paint job	Definitions include: suntan.
paint the picture	Definitions include: for a male to ejaculate on his sexual partner's face as the finale of the love making process.
paint the town red	Definitions include: to have a great time around town.
paint the walls	Definitions include: to vomit forcefully, usually suddenly, leaving no time to seek a proper container; "projectile vomit".
trade paint	Definitions include: in car racing, of multiple cars, to collide.
whore paint	Definitions include: makeup.
Other terms relating to 'the':
101 scoop, the	Definitions include: the real information or the proof, instruction, the know how, where, when, and why about something or someone.
2-10, the	Definitions include: walking, generally as opposed to driving.
3rd degree, the	Definitions include: interrogation.
3 sheets to the wind	Definitions include: extremely intoxicated
411, the	Definitions include: information.
a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.	Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
about the size of it	Definitions include: a good estimate.
ace in the hole	Definitions include: a secret advantage.
across the board	Definitions include: inclusive.
add fuel to the fire	Definitions include: to make a bad situation worse.
against the clock	Definitions include: with the amount of time left to finish a task rapidly disappearing.
ahead of the curve	Definitions include: having an opinion or belief prior to it becoming common or popular.
aim Archie at the adamant	Definitions include: of a male, to urinate.
ain't no fun when the rabbit got the gun	Definitions include: Someone being butthurt over having something, they do to others regularly, done to the them
a little on the side	Definitions include: secret sexual activity with a person other than one's partner.
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