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Definition of jerk the gherkin

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Other terms relating to 'to masturbate':

Definitions include: masturbation.
Definitions include: to stimulate the clitoris.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: To masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to engage in an activity which is inherently wasteful (particularly when one is at work) and for which there isn't any tangible compensation or reward, other than one's own mental stimulation.
Definitions include: To frequently masturbate oneself excessively and/or violently.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: From a popular image created in 2002 that circulated the web.

Slang terms with the same root words

Other terms relating to 'gherkin':

Definitions include: to masturbate.

Other terms relating to 'jerk':

Definitions include: a sexual practice in which a group of men stand in a circle and engage in mutual masturbation, with or without interpersonal contact.
Definitions include: a mean person.
Definitions include: to mistreat.
Definitions include: Not an insult necessarily.
Definitions include: a jerk.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: the stimulation of another person's penis with the hand, typically until ejaculation; "handjob.
Definitions include: A stupid person.
Definitions include: to engage in an activity which is inherently wasteful (particularly when one is at work) and for which there isn't any tangible compensation or reward, other than one's own mental stimulation.
Definitions include: to deceive a person, usually in a kidding manner.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: noun, derived from the 1990's sitcom, Seinfeld.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: acronym for "jack-off instruction" or "jerk-off instruction".
Definitions include: an instant / instinctual reaction.

Other terms relating to 'the':

Definitions include: walking, generally as opposed to driving.
Definitions include: interrogation.
Definitions include: extremely intoxicated
Definitions include: information.
Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
Definitions include: a good estimate.
Definitions include: a secret advantage.
Definitions include: inclusive.
Definitions include: to make a bad situation worse.
Definitions include: with the amount of time left to finish a task rapidly disappearing.
Definitions include: of a male, to urinate.
Definitions include: secret sexual activity with a person other than one's partner.
Definitions include: meaning caring about everything.
Definitions include: extremely popular.
Definitions include: taking a passive role.

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