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Definition of jerk the johnson

jerk the johnson

verb

  • to masturbate. (Usually applied only to males.)
    If you are willing to give yur lady the attention she desires, jerk the johnson before hand.

    Last edited on Sep 20 2015. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Aug 11 2009.

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Other terms relating to 'jerk':

Definitions include: a sexual practice in which a group of men stand in a circle and engage in mutual masturbation, with or without interpersonal contact.
Definitions include: censored version of "go fuck yourself".
Definitions include: a mean person.
Definitions include: to mistreat.
Definitions include: Not an insult necessarily.
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Definitions include: the stimulation of another person's penis with the hand, typically until ejaculation; "handjob.
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Other terms relating to 'johnson':

Definitions include: a penis.
Definitions include: an insulting retort; "suck (one's) dick".
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Other terms relating to 'the':

Definitions include: the real information or the proof, instruction, the know how, where, when, and why about something or someone.
Definitions include: walking, generally as opposed to driving.
Definitions include: interrogation.
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Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
Definitions include: a good estimate.
Definitions include: a secret advantage.
Definitions include: inclusive.
Definitions include: to make a bad situation worse.
Definitions include: with the amount of time left to finish a task rapidly disappearing.
Definitions include: having an opinion or belief prior to it becoming common or popular.
Definitions include: of a male, to urinate.
Definitions include: Someone being butthurt over having something, they do to others regularly, done to the them
Definitions include: secret sexual activity with a person other than one's partner.

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