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Definition of jerk the johnson
jerk the johnson
verb
- to masturbate. (Usually applied only to males.)
If you are willing to give yur lady the attention she desires, jerk the johnson before hand.
- See more words with the same meaning: to masturbate.
Last edited on Sep 20 2015. Submitted by Walter Rader (Editor) from Sacramento, CA, USA on Aug 11 2009.
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Other terms relating to 'to masturbate': | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: a photograph of ((a printed out photograph of a person) that a male has ejaculated upon). | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: "masturbate". | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: From a popular image created in 2002 that circulated the web. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
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Other terms relating to 'jerk': | |
| Definitions include: a sexual practice in which a group of men stand in a circle and engage in mutual masturbation, with or without interpersonal contact. | |
| Definitions include: censored version of "go fuck yourself". | |
| Definitions include: a mean person. | |
| Definitions include: to mistreat. | |
| Definitions include: Not an insult necessarily. | |
| Definitions include: a jerk. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: the stimulation of another person's penis with the hand, typically until ejaculation; "handjob. | |
| Definitions include: A stupid person. | |
| Definitions include: to engage in an activity which is inherently wasteful (particularly when one is at work) and for which there isn't any tangible compensation or reward, other than one's own mental stimulation. | |
| Definitions include: to deceive a person, usually in a kidding manner. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: noun, derived from the 1990's sitcom, Seinfeld. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate (applies only to males.) | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "jack-off instruction" or "jerk-off instruction". | |
Other terms relating to 'johnson': | |
| Definitions include: a penis. | |
| Definitions include: an insulting retort; "suck (one's) dick". | |
| Definitions include: This definition is questionable and is pending deletion. | |
Other terms relating to 'the': | |
| Definitions include: the real information or the proof, instruction, the know how, where, when, and why about something or someone. | |
| Definitions include: walking, generally as opposed to driving. | |
| Definitions include: interrogation. | |
| Definitions include: extremely intoxicated | |
| Definitions include: information. | |
| Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting. | |
| Definitions include: a good estimate. | |
| Definitions include: a secret advantage. | |
| Definitions include: inclusive. | |
| Definitions include: to make a bad situation worse. | |
| Definitions include: with the amount of time left to finish a task rapidly disappearing. | |
| Definitions include: having an opinion or belief prior to it becoming common or popular. | |
| Definitions include: of a male, to urinate. | |
| Definitions include: Someone being butthurt over having something, they do to others regularly, done to the them | |
| Definitions include: secret sexual activity with a person other than one's partner. | |
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