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Definition of beat the kids

beat the kids

verb - intransitive

  • to masturbate.
    I've been beating the kids for so long it's about time I finally got some action.

    Last edited on Jun 02 2007. Submitted by T-HOOT Syracuse from New York, NY, USA on Jun 02 2007.

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Definitions include: to masturbate.
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Definitions include: onomatopoeia used to imply male masturbation.
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Other terms relating to 'beat':

Definitions include: a disappointing event.
Definitions include: acronym of "Biggest Beating Ever," which can refer to "beating" as in a severe physical attack, or a severe defeat e.g. in a competitive sport.
Definitions include: lacking excitement or people; "boring".
Definitions include: to bring up a subject that was resolved (or should have been resolved) long ago.
Definitions include: to be vastly superior.
Definitions include: to delay in getting to the point.
Definitions include: to engage in doggy-style sex.
Definitions include: to leave quickly; "haul ass".
Definitions include: a fight or severe beating.
Definitions include: unattractive or undesirable.
Definitions include: to hurry, hustle, esp. when departing.
Definitions include: to physically beat someone causing extensive injury.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: for a male to have sexual intercourse.
Definitions include: to masturbate.

Other terms relating to 'kid':

Definitions include: to defecate.
Definitions include: to defecate.
Definitions include: to defecate into water - usually a toilet.
Definitions include: to be unintelligent.
Definitions include: see emo.
Definitions include: acronym for "funny looking kid", an insult used by doctors in the UK on medical charts.
Definitions include: moron.
Definitions include: acronym for "just kidding".
Definitions include: a pedophile.
Definitions include: a young person or child.
Definitions include: a child.
Definitions include: a pedophile.
Definitions include: a street where children solicit prostitution.
Definitions include: easy.
Definitions include: when one needs to take an extremely foul dump.

Other terms relating to 'the':

Definitions include: the real information or the proof, instruction, the know how, where, when, and why about something or someone.
Definitions include: walking, generally as opposed to driving.
Definitions include: interrogation.
Definitions include: extremely intoxicated
Definitions include: information.
Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
Definitions include: a good estimate.
Definitions include: a secret advantage.
Definitions include: inclusive.
Definitions include: to make a bad situation worse.
Definitions include: with the amount of time left to finish a task rapidly disappearing.
Definitions include: having an opinion or belief prior to it becoming common or popular.
Definitions include: of a male, to urinate.
Definitions include: Someone being butthurt over having something, they do to others regularly, done to the them
Definitions include: secret sexual activity with a person other than one's partner.

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