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Definition of punch the clown

punch the clown

verb

  • to masturbate. Usually used in reference to male masturbation.
    What are you doing in there, punching the clown?

    Last edited on Mar 13 2010. Submitted by Duv d. from Altoona, PA, USA on Nov 12 1997.

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Other terms relating to 'clown':

Definitions include: one who appears foolish, like a clown.
Definitions include: The female interest, wife or co-star of a television evangelical celebrity whose devotion to their religion is directly related to the width of the putty knife used to apply their makeup.
Definitions include: to not be serious.
Definitions include: to act like a clown; to joke.
Definitions include: a vagina.
Definitions include: to make fun of.
Definitions include: a place or situation in which one is surrounded by amateurs or unintelligent people.
Definitions include: To describe disgust in a person.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: a humorous way to describe a person who has experienced an unpleasant situation, derived from the kitschy paintings of sad clowns.

Other terms relating to 'punch':

Definitions include: to perform an activity before someone else.
Definitions include: tap water
Definitions include: one of many "sex moves" that involve physical abuse of women.
Definitions include: acronym for "dear partner", i.e. one's unmarried significant other.
Definitions include: to punch a person while shouting a single time, "Falcon punch!"
Definitions include: strength.
Definitions include: to defecate.
Definitions include: to start one's work shift.
Definitions include: to rapidly accelerate in a motor vehicle.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: kill. (Literally, cancel) Poor Chuck got his ticket punched while he was waiting for a bus. Watch out there, or someone's gonna punch your ticket, too.
Definitions include: to punch one's time card at the end of one's work shift.
Definitions include: Term used to describe male masturbation.
Definitions include: to masturbate.
Definitions include: anal sex

Other terms relating to 'the':

Definitions include: the real information or the proof, instruction, the know how, where, when, and why about something or someone.
Definitions include: walking, generally as opposed to driving.
Definitions include: interrogation.
Definitions include: extremely intoxicated
Definitions include: information.
Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting.
Definitions include: a good estimate.
Definitions include: a secret advantage.
Definitions include: inclusive.
Definitions include: to make a bad situation worse.
Definitions include: with the amount of time left to finish a task rapidly disappearing.
Definitions include: having an opinion or belief prior to it becoming common or popular.
Definitions include: of a male, to urinate.
Definitions include: secret sexual activity with a person other than one's partner.
Definitions include: meaning caring about everything.

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