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Definition of punch the clown
punch the clown
verb
- to masturbate. Usually used in reference to male masturbation.
What are you doing in there, punching the clown?
- See more words with the same meaning: to masturbate.
Last edited on Mar 13 2010. Submitted by Duv d. from Altoona, PA, USA on Nov 12 1997.
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Other terms relating to 'to masturbate': | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: alternate version of "fuck". | |
| Definitions include: to stimulate the clitoris. | |
| Definitions include: masturbation. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: masturbation. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: a session of masturbation while one's hand or hands are numb. | |
| Definitions include: of a female, to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate | |
| Definitions include: to defecate into water - usually a toilet. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
Slang terms with the same root words
Other terms relating to 'clown': | |
| Definitions include: one who appears foolish, like a clown. | |
| Definitions include: The female interest, wife or co-star of a television evangelical celebrity whose devotion to their religion is directly related to the width of the putty knife used to apply their makeup. | |
| Definitions include: to not be serious. | |
| Definitions include: to act like a clown; to joke. | |
| Definitions include: a vagina. | |
| Definitions include: to make fun of. | |
| Definitions include: A place or situation where one is surrounded by amateurs or idiots. | |
| Definitions include: To describe disgust in a person. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: a humorous way to describe a person who has experienced an unpleasant situation, derived from the kitschy paintings of sad clowns. | |
Other terms relating to 'punch': | |
| Definitions include: to perform an activity before someone else. | |
| Definitions include: tap water | |
| Definitions include: one of many "sex moves" that involve physical abuse of women. | |
| Definitions include: acronym for "dear partner", i.e. one's unmarried significant other. | |
| Definitions include: to punch a person while shouting a single time, "Falcon punch!" | |
| Definitions include: strength. | |
| Definitions include: to defecate. | |
| Definitions include: to start one's work shift. | |
| Definitions include: Usually refers to driving - to speed or go faster. | |
| Definitions include: to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: to punch one's time card at the end of one's work shift. | |
| Definitions include: Term used to describe male masturbation. | |
| Definitions include: verb. to masturbate. | |
| Definitions include: anal sex | |
| Definitions include: to make more interesting. | |
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Other terms relating to 'the': | |
| Definitions include: Walking, generally as opposed to driving. | |
| Definitions include: interrogation. | |
| Definitions include: extremely intoxicated | |
| Definitions include: information. | |
| Definitions include: something you have now is worth more than two things you have just a chance of getting. | |
| Definitions include: A good estimate, term of agreement | |
| Definitions include: a secret advantage. | |
| Definitions include: Inclusive | |
| Definitions include: to make a bad situation worse. | |
| Definitions include: with the amount of time left to finish a task rapidly disappearing. | |
| Definitions include: of a male, to urinate. | |
| Definitions include: secret sexual activity with a person other than one's partner. | |
| Definitions include: extremely popular. | |
| Definitions include: taking a passive role. | |
| Definitions include: the bathroom. | |
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